What if this note changes the world? π€―
Okay itβs time for the First Look, please turn around and see your Bride.
*turns around
*says nothing
*walks to the alter
-bride is visibly upset and calls off the wedding
Groom βwhy did she leave?β nostr:note1v5crx4wql52fgqgxnl2tsdkpgdn69ak5u2rt7e6hkam6v5wptkxs4mxsw8
I grated the cheese with the steak knife
I used a steak knife and string cheese today to make a pizza π
Become ungovernable
can we have a segment at #nostrasia where we just have nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 try a bunch of foods he never had before.
Pls film it
Dear nostr:npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv ,
GM βοΈ, GFY.
π«π
-FightChat
π€·ββοΈ idk
But this phone will hopefully last me 6-10 years
Imagine someone actually being able to zap β‘οΈ a whole coin. I would eat my sock if that happened to me
This is not priced in ππ€― 






