Ok I have to work, go away nostr, you distracting me 😡

An alien spaceship lands in a field in Iowa. The farmer comes out to investigate and sees a little green alien standing in the doorway.

"Can I help you?" the farmer asks.

"Yes," the alien says. "We are from the planet Xylotron, and we are interested in learning more about your bitcoin."

The farmer is surprised. "How do you know about #bitcoin?" he asks.

"We have been monitoring your planet for some time now," the alien says. "We are fascinated by your human culture, and we are particularly interested in your financial system. Bitcoin is a very new and innovative currency, and we want to learn more about it."

The farmer is happy to help. He explains bitcoin to the alien in detail, and the alien is very interested.

"So," the #alien says. "If I wanted to buy some bitcoin, how would I do it?"

The farmer tells the alien how to buy bitcoin, and the alien thanks him.

"I will be back," the alien says. "I am going to go back to my spaceship and tell my people about bitcoin. I think they will be very interested."

The alien gets back in his spaceship and flies away. The farmer watches him go, and then he shakes his head.

"I can't believe that aliens are interested in bitcoin," he says to himself. "I guess it's a really out-of-this-world currency."

An alien spaceship lands in a field in Iowa. The farmer comes out to investigate and sees a little green alien standing in the doorway.

"Can I help you?" the farmer asks.

"Yes," the alien says. "We are from the planet Xylotron, and we are interested in learning more about your bitcoin."

The farmer is surprised. "How do you know about #bitcoin?" he asks.

"We have been monitoring your planet for some time now," the alien says. "We are fascinated by your human culture, and we are particularly interested in your financial system. Bitcoin is a very new and innovative currency, and we want to learn more about it."

The farmer is happy to help. He explains bitcoin to the alien in detail, and the alien is very interested.

"So," the #alien says. "If I wanted to buy some bitcoin, how would I do it?"

The farmer tells the alien how to buy bitcoin, and the alien thanks him.

"I will be back," the alien says. "I am going to go back to my spaceship and tell my people about bitcoin. I think they will be very interested."

The alien gets back in his spaceship and flies away. The farmer watches him go, and then he shakes his head.

"I can't believe that aliens are interested in bitcoin," he says to himself. "I guess it's a really out-of-this-world currency."

GM

GM, Nostriches!

🇬🇧 It's Thursday, that's a little Friday, on Friday there's really no point in doing anything, nobody will answer your mails or tickets, so screw it and have a beer already. I'll go to ZOO and have one cold there. Here, have some cute kittens for the day.

🇨🇿 Přemýšlím, zda vzít děcka do Lešné u Zlína (kde máte permici na okružní vláček) nebo přihodit i psy a jet na olomoucký Kopeček, kam psové narozdíl od Lešné můžou (ta je totiž hodně bez klecí, pelikáni na chodníku a tak.) Brát ohaře do ZOO je sranda, tamní šelmy na to reagují. Viděli jste někdy zasyčet geparda? Škaredá věc, zblízka fakt škaredá.

#zoo #thursday #zookopeček #zoolešná #olomouc #zlín #lešná

Good morning #plebchain!

Good day, good friends.

Spread love. Sats are secondary.

If you repost this I’ll zap you 1000 sats.

#inkblotart is gonna go #Nostr purple in the next month.

New blots, who dis?

Attempting to go for a purple series of inkblots.

Still experimenting.