iOS fam, update zbd in the app store for a surprise. hint: 📸🤳🌁🌃

i've sent 1.5M sats in zaps to strangers all over the world. i'm not stopping any time soon 🪄💜

iOS fam, update ur zbd app.

spoiler: everything is better 🪄

Why is everyone giving so much exposure to a VC backed #Nostr client??? 🤔

#btc #bitcoin #decentralization #damus #amethist

#zbd #plbstr

Someone sent 100k zap to me 4 hours ago and I have no idea who it was.

With that said, thank you very much. 💜💜💜

I’ll send to my sons cold storage.

bored & feel the urge to #zap

comment the last meme you saved to your camera roll.

let’s see how many #sats i zap 🪄💜

🐶🐾👀👀👀🤔

Fill in the blank: "When I see extra money in my wallet, I feel ______."

#zapmezbd

Ok you asked for it, so here it is…hellthread!

Yeah it’s been a while so buckle up and read my ‘best of’ on Nostr

Best King = #[0]​

Best Doggo = #[1]​

Best Personal Chef = #[2]​

Best Shitposter = #[3]​ and #[4]​

Best Ferret = #[5]​

Best Wine Merchant = #[6]​

Best Doctor = #[7]​ and frenemy as he will probably kill me in the process

Best Comedy Entertainment = #[8]​ and #[9]​

Best Thigh and Bogan = #[10]​

Best Serious Entertainment = #[11]​

Best Bitcoin educational = #[12]​

Best Aussie’s = #[13]​ and #[14]​

Best Butcher = #[15]​

Best Adopted Son = #[16]​ and #[17]​

Best Nest Chat Boss = #[18]​ and #[19]​

Best Barman = #[20]​

Best New Yorker = #[21]​

Best Wanna Be Aussie = #[22]​

Best Swearing Person = #[23]​

Best Golfer = #[24]​

Best Wolf = #[25]​

Best Generous Zapper = #[26]​

Best Bunny = #[27]​

Best Llama = #[28]​

Best Grammar Chef = #[29]​

Best Monkey = #[30]​

Best Horse = #[31]​

Best Zapaholic = #[32]​

Best Fox = #[33]​

Best Cat = #[34]​

Best Irish = #[35]​

Best General = #[36]​

Best Chest = #[37]​

Best Feet = debatable.. me!

Best Human = #[38]​

Best Banana = #[39]

Create a #Damus jailbreak that specifically installs Damus and create a Damus app store, just like Cydia has. Apple can go pound sand.

People who respond with “make a PWA instead”, you are missing the point.

The point is not that we can’t circumvent this. We can stop doing things on iOS or simply not have zaps on posts.

The point is that every single app can no longer add zaps to posts. This is a big blow for the zap economy model. It means no other apps can explore what it would mean to support work with instant p2p payments. This is a blow to the future of lightning payments, marketplaces, creator economy.

There are 1.5 BILLION active iPhone users. To say, fuck Apple, let’s just do X instead is to say who cares about 19% of the world’s population.. we don’t need them in the bitcoin micropayments economy.

This demands a big response. I am not sure we are making it a big enough deal. There must be A LOT more noise happening right now.

Bitcoiners who do not understand this need to wake the fuck up.

Apparently it doesn’t matter if it's associated with a digital purchase or not. They consider zap button on a post = associated with the content even if the receiving user doesn’t know its from a post. okay…

I guess they have their own unwritten guidelines that you have to follow nostr:note1jt44nnqh2exr2s99ffhk0vut8axgkmgzm5uf6ymsz2fjvrxpdg0s4v6lz8

GM freedom fam!

Lets achieve all our goals for today!