i heard there was a secret chord

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that is very funny

If you're composing content that can't flex in size responsively, like, an image, 850px wide by 700px tall is, like, the upper limit of what a modern iPhone and MacBook can agree on

then I had the kind of unpleasant discovery that on my MacBook, the full height of my browser viewport is like 700px, which feels very, very stout

I spent a little time trying to get a website to support an action on "swipe up" and "swipe down", only to discover that swiping down on a website refreshes it and that obviously takes priority over any locally implemented behaviors

nostr:npub1cpt3kz0qflhzsa48zsda4pzqufanc90yew0kfgfgdq7tpqxx032q42suqu I think making it longer is explicitly the wrong direction for this project :p

“This son of a bitch cooks”

nostr:npub1num7328kgq5kmxqua8qjc424ea0rhuhwzq4q45rz6jz5fd3yls0qeq2gzx it’s shave last, actually, but somehow it feels wrong to say “shit, shower, shave”, there’s something more musical about the cadence of “shit, shave and shower” to me

nostr:npub15ye4pfl69rqspv7j7qcpt5pd3frldlktp8p7r49j3lcynzkefcksaug69l Pounded In The Ass By The Realization That You'd Probably Enjoy A Well-Written Tragic Romance In An Interesting Fantasy Setting

nostr:npub1y05drs0m0p9yqcwxrw6l3q9m5thvxs3w0ut6nrdq40x50de80yvqeru7hm moving to Canada won't free you from TransUnion

ah, yes, the genders

all hail king bear

Vet: his teeth are so clean!

(Meanwhile, at home, with every box we own)

If it weren’t for the mustard and relish packets this meal would have been wholly compostable

The argument that the Adobe Creative Suite has FOSS analogues that don't suck, like Krita, doesn't account for the problem that they:

A) still kinda do, be honest

B) aren't the collection of applications I've spent hours and hours developing muscle memory for

I'm mostly stuck in Windows-Land by the Adobe Creative Suite and the handful of Steam games that won't work outside of Windows

One of the things that would be nice about moving from Windows to Linux would be that the operating system wouldn't stop in its tracks once every couple of months and try to sell me 18 different Microsoft products, one at a time.

No I would NOT like to make Edge my default browser. No, I don't WANT 50% off of Office 365. Pass. Decline. Skip. Pass again.

Consistently disappointed that the “bone conductor” is a headphone thing and not, like, a super spooky MC for a children’s anthology format scary cartoon, or the informal title of a porn set director

It is the long weekend in British Columbia! Let us celebrate with the addition of eggs to toast!

sometimes i just like to imagine the kind of life where this was a concern worth writing an article about