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🇨🇦clap along if you feel that’s what you want to do 🎶 ⭐️saucy⭐️stylish⭐️swanky⭐️
Replying to Avatar Derek Ross

The Canadian calculator that I ordered a few weeks back showed up in my mail today. AMA.
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Ferret 2y ago

What’s different between Canadian calculator & American calculator ? 😆

Feels like good joke.. but I don’t have witty answer

Replying to Avatar The Marie ⚡️🦂

Good Morning Nostriches! 🫂💜🧡

That sexy son-of-a-bitch Friday is here! 🎉🍾

#tgif

#coffeechain

#nostr

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Ferret 2y ago

Daaayym she’s fine

Replying to Avatar island

https://youtu.be/PwrVePMx6t0

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Ferret 2y ago

First time listen. I like it 🫶

Replying to Avatar The Marie ⚡️🦂

🪄
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Ferret 2y ago

✨

Replying to Avatar 086564b2...

The guy at the wand store accidentally sold me a flute instead of a wand. But it still works for me. (Couldn’t find the wand emoji)
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Ferret 2y ago

😂

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What is your patronus?
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Ferret 2y ago

🐿️

Replying to Avatar The Fishcake (nostr.build)

🐶🐾🤣🫂 nostr:note1m9lkwu5mh9j6qnpxctal4fprgr39z2va0rwxvpu7fwk3r05qlw7se3p59d
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Ferret 2y ago

🤣🤣 love

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Ferret 2y ago

Wingardium Leviosa! 🪄

Expecto Patronum! 🪄

Avada Kedavra! 🪄

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Ferret 2y ago

Feeling cute, might hack up a hair ball later, idk

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Ferret 2y ago

🎶 I’m leaving on a jet plane…. Don’t know when I’ll be back again 🎶

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Ferret 2y ago

Arrest & ⚡️ the troublemakers

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Ferret 2y ago

Where’s Ferret 🐿️

Replying to Avatar Purple Horse

GM!

Rough night… My little pony didn’t want to sleep. Off to the fiat mines we go 🥱

Looking forward to my first coffee

#plebchain

#coffeechain
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Ferret 2y ago

GM 🫂

Replying to Avatar 🥩ℝ𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕕𝕖 ₿𝕦𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕣⚡

All quiet in the nest, and the feed is peaceful 🤔

It is the middle of the week, or is Nostr dead?
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Ferret 2y ago

DED as a nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g 🐸

Replying to Avatar jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️

YOURE GOING THROUGH ZAP WITHDRAWS MAAM
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Ferret 2y ago

I blame you nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g ! 😭😭

Replying to Avatar jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️

YOURE GOING THROUGH ZAP WITHDRAWS MAAM
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Ferret 2y ago

I know! nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w meeting 😭😭😭😭

Replying to Avatar jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️

Ewww…you’re contaminated now.
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Ferret 2y ago

Omg! I forgot! 3 seconds rule!

Replying to Avatar jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️

It’s ok that nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r is afraid.

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Ferret 2y ago

🫂 nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r

Replying to Avatar jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️

It’s ok that nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r is afraid.

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Ferret 2y ago

Yaaa we really did number on her. She left Nostr 🤔. If we had known this was how to do it months ago🤣🤣

Replying to Avatar jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️

I swear to the almighty ferret. You just got the song “your body is a wonderland” stuck in my head. May heaven have mercy on your phone battery’s soul.
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Ferret 2y ago

Rawrrr moarr

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