Agree on all points.
+ feel that 🌽 price would soul-crushingly crash if there’s no gold in fort knox before quickly reversing course and proceed to rip everyone’s faces off
Reinserted my nsec into Damus. nostr:note1dcss65jnzn0rrlw9dg45j56ektyf5g7lmlusr24f27mcyt3j9kasu592pk
Always practice safe nsecs.
tbf we’re so retarded that damus could probably work way worse and we probably wouldn’t notice
I’m saving this for my last day. If I pull it off my department will build statues in my honor 😆
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ER doctor: “So yeah this guy has a lot of things wrong with him that are probably chronic but just to be safe I consulted cardiology, nephrology, GI, and infectious disease.”
Me: “I see. Did you also consult deez?”
ER doctor: “Deez who?”
Me: 😏…
shits gonna get crazy as more and more cos hold it on their balance sheets
whenever I tell my wife about these situations I conveniently leave out the fact that all this ladies are 80+ yo 🤣
isn’t this the guy in charge of watching the gold at Fort Knox?
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…but the daughter didn’t even wait 0.5 seconds before pointing these obvious diagnoses 😭
🤣 that happens
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many people are retarded
after you got kicked out of the resort you took a swim in the ocean and punched a shark right?
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The man?