People who possess low intellectual capacity are inclined to utilize complex terminology and intricately involved phraseology in an endeavor to demonstrate to others that they are capable of a higher degree of mental dexterity and agility than what would realistically be ascribed to them.

Good morning.

I need to start putting my alarm clock next to the coffee maker instead of pushing snooze all morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Have a great day.

It'll be the last thing they expect.

Good morning.

Is it today already?

Good morning.

I hope you have a magnificent Monday.

If you don't, you can always try again next week.

Good morning.

I AM in need for coffee.

nostr:npub1a2s4fd64mxwlgft6hws84plmkwchzv8fxd6xasdxsysywg3c08xq44hk7y I'll take the contrary point of view...

I don't like reading posts about people posting about things that other people aren't posting about and then not posting about it.

#ThrowbackThursday

Why do I have to panic in just one room?

I should be able to panic in any room I want.

Is there something less noisy than quiet?

That’s what I need.

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Who’s Tim Dillon?

Who’s Larry?

nostr:npub1nddaewtnyhmjjzae9uctnsjxwu89q6eprkkaekaqgnrkphsmukqslw5mxa We’re all sinners. 🤣😂

At the coffee shop this morning,

I overheard two guys talking about Fight Club.

And on a Sunday, no less!!!

I’m pretty sure one of the Commandments expressly forbids this sort of discussion…

“Thou shalt not talk about Fight Club.”

#SundayMorning

If you stop and think about it,

the only reason that you know it’s your birthday

is because someone told you.

If you say, “It’s so hot!”, three times,

someone from Arizona will materialize out of thin air,

and inform you that you have never experienced real heat before.