In America you have to talk about politics at least once a day to retain your citizenship.
Accidentally asked my mechanic to check my gag reflex instead of my oil.
Is it #caturday yet?
People with personalized licence plates didn’t get hugged enough as children.
As a Canadian I just want to say that I was sick of seeing Trump’s face back in 2020 and now this is just torture.
nostr:npub1zakvc2lt3n0hxchfywutz5hc68vlzg7klweccmhfutry7ju4vzcsnfd6uu so good, highly recommend
nostr:npub1satslgjc336dc7ykjq696flhm06juz736ssdlvxdgzm0elvjec8sce8vnx same gene pool obviously 😂
Free the beaver.
nostr:npub12sxy4madcj8tyx7eu2pz86vk88cwa9nz0w20y349tsgvpwnun69qjmr4z3 i don't think there were memes yet in 1999 lmfao
there wasn't even widely accepted https yet, or cell phones, in 1999 lmfao
nostr:npub1satslgjc336dc7ykjq696flhm06juz736ssdlvxdgzm0elvjec8sce8vnx what do I know? It was the year I was born.
nostr:npub12sxy4madcj8tyx7eu2pz86vk88cwa9nz0w20y349tsgvpwnun69qjmr4z3 here's the actual "Crock Pot Crack Chicken" recipe my high ass was fantasizing about last night. i'd forgotten about bacon. who forgets bacon...?
nostr:npub1satslgjc336dc7ykjq696flhm06juz736ssdlvxdgzm0elvjec8sce8vnx this sounds so yum!
It’s quite traumatic when large juicy bugs choose my windshield to end their lives on.
I forgot what I came here for as soon as I was born.
nostr:npub12sxy4madcj8tyx7eu2pz86vk88cwa9nz0w20y349tsgvpwnun69qjmr4z3 so what you're saying is that the yeast infection hasn't yet cleared up?
nostr:npub1satslgjc336dc7ykjq696flhm06juz736ssdlvxdgzm0elvjec8sce8vnx what’s a yeast infection?
Replacing all my bread with pancakes.
You’re not supposed to drink water from the ocean because if you do, you’ll give birth to a baby whale 14 months later.
I did a guided meditation this morning except it was just me playing with my boobs for 10 minutes.
It’s impossible to feel down on mastodon during caturday.
If Earth really were flat, cats would’ve knocked everything off the edge a while ago.
nostr:npub1ywppcelsz2uxp3ag9rqs2u4mvy4s2wahdq7emry2jx855tew0szqh2ud9d to be more passive aggressive