This is a Monday-ass Friday if I’ve ever seen one
To the gentleman that booked a 4:30 pm meeting with me on New Year’s Eve….wishing you just an OK new year
Bringing back the word “hornswaggled” in 2026
Christmas came early this year
Convinced every part of a sailboat is named just to mess with the new guy
Yeah BPD is not happy with me right now. Apparently the police tape broke and wasn’t guarded on that side and I walked right up on them taking pictures of the shell casings but luckily didn’t see a body before they chased me out.
Did not have accidentally stumbling into a murder scene on my bingo card today 😬
Looks like we got 2 chonky bois on the course this morning
Get in my 65 yr old fathers car, look at him funny because he’s listening to nate dogg
“Yeah, I give got some hip hop stuff goin on”🤣
Do you think doing Dr. Pepper is cool?
A problem I was troubleshooting for
@import “tailwindscss”
In other words…. I have no business using tailwinds 🤷🏻♂️
Just witnessed some kid jump between 2 subway cars as it was pulling away heading into a long tunnel where they get up to maybe 50mph.
These kids wildin
Little miffed I didnt get invited to the bike orgy
Shieeeetttt
Yeah so it’s a simple .NET application
https://video.nostr.build/3442a74b2190a9de5c25ee1cb0adaf132c477e0212e1763f843298772e654011.mp4
You’re absolutely right
Cloudformation templates….but for nostr
I hope this is over by then for the both of us 🤞🏼 I’m also traveling that week.
Ok now the government shutdown is affecting me 😒
https://apnews.com/article/government-shutdown-reduced-flights-a082a6817d960101968a923f7dfd8ef0#
Out on night market patrol
The rejuvenating power of a salt water breeze >
Getting after it
Is anyone working on reviews over nostr? Like google reviews or yelp?
I’ve heard the term “value add” thrown around 3 times today and it’s not even noon.
Going to be sick 🤮
*Slams laptop shut*
Me: “Your mom’s a churn risk”
To be fair thats usually more of a client issue though
When the relay properly utilizes a websocket connection and doesn’t open 50 connections 🤣
Sick red moon tonight 🖖🏽
No idea how the Walgreens near my apartment stays in business, everything that isnt bolted to the ground is locked up and takes the staff 10+ min to come unlock it for you 😒
According to ChatGPT, I’m “absolutely right” all the time.
You can run and tell that…