Fred Krueger called yellow an idiot today on a space.

So yellow made diss.

Quantum Freddy 🔊

🎶Lyrics:

(Verse 1)

I started out stackin’ layers in Photoshop,

Sold my startups, got that VC pop.

Lynx and EOS, I rode those waves,

Printed my coins, then ghosted the graves.

(Pre-Chorus)

Maxi mode on, new followers source found,

ETF bull, shoutin’ real loud.

Power law charts taped to my wall,

Then I denied it—yeah, screw y’all!

I don’t need Saylor, I’m holdin’ more,

Through ETFs, I own the store.

Why dilute those shares and make that tweet,

When I got paper Bitcoin from Wall Street?

(Chorus)

Now I’m Quantum Freddy,

Spinnin’ up dread,

Savin’ the chain

From threats in my head.

No real danger, but I drop the bomb,

Scarin’ boomers with my doom dot com.

(Verse 2)

Wrote a big book—AI did the work,

Sold it to fans, they bought like a jerk.

Solana flips, memecoin rugs,

Washed my hands with free market hugs.

I ain’t buyin’ hope with a ticker name,

MSTR’s just leverage shame.

He’s stackin’ stats, I’m shortin’ dreams,

Paper Bitcoin in a suit of memes.

(Bridge)

My name is Fred, I ain't a sage,

Just a fed-up suit with a Twitter stage.

Scam, flip, repeat, it's all the same,

But quantum doom gives me back my fame.

(Final Chorus)

Quantum Freddy, last man standin’,

Zero-day threat that I keep brandin’.

Maxi? Shitcoiner? I’m whatever wins—

Just don’t forget, I play for the sins.

Quantum FUD is my new disguise,

'Cause relevance never dies.

Quantum ghosts in my latest tweet,

Same old grift, just rinse, repeat.

Quantum FUD is my new disguise,

'Cause relevance never dies.

Quantum ghosts in my latest tweet,

Same old grift, just rinse, repeat.

Quantum Freddy🎶

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