Any one care to guess what I'm about to make with these ingredients? Hint. Not all my ingredients are shown because a couple would give it away.

Mastodon... It's unfair you put my posts about drinking peanut butter whiskey next to the astrophysicist talking about his study on light pollution at night. Just sayin.

I am in some bizarre multi verse. No line for the ladies room at citizens bank park. Huge line for men

You guys' priorities.. I post something deep and serious. 1 like.

I post about poop or my jeans... 100+ new followers.

Something is wrong with yall.

Me flirting: I like you the same way I like tea. In a bag. Under boiling water.