[Restaurant]

Waiter: would you like a little wine with your meal?

Me: yes, my job sucks, my wife hates me & this steak is awful

Waiter: i meant red or white

Me: *sucks teeth* both

Miss Piggy's karate skills are my favourite kind of pork chops

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