Why are clothes so expensive? It should not cost this much to not be naked. In fact people should be paying me to not be naked.

The moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Being different from society will be punished, unless it's exploitable.

Rage Against the Machine never specified what kind of machine they were angry with, but I reckon it was probably an inkjet printer.

Oh goody. Back to school... knives?

Self checkout should include an employee discount.