Wise words, wise words

lets get this party started

"Your coins are permanently frozen"

I think someone made a mistake when zapping me 😂 if not, I don’t feel I deserve it but am grateful. Ty baller

Good Will Zapping ⚡️

i use a few nostr clients at this point and i'll say it again:

i'm still a little surprised how well this whole thing is actually working

Fuck you vs Fuck me Money.

You just got one more follower 😂🐶🐾💕

⚡⚡⚡⚡ Spread the love by Zapping ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

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List of successful zaps

⚡️ Zapped #[1] 21 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[2] 21 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[3] 21 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[4] 21 sats

My Zap Balance: 9822 sats. Zap me to keep this going forever..!

[ HOURLY REPORT ]

Invoice ⚡️

🧾 16 total

💰 30,124,937 sats total**

⚖️ 2,151,781 sats average**

🐋 50,000,000 sats largest

🦐 7 sats smallest

✅ 6 on multiple relays

**Outliers excluded

Destination 🏝

🥇 37% WalletOfSatoshi.com

🥈 25% alby-mainnet-lnd1

🥉 12% BlueWallet

Relay Performance ⏳

🥇 nostr-relay.digitalmob.ro

(Read 5,746 events in 4.47 sec)

🥈 relay.current.fyi

(Read 3,218 events in 26.91 sec)

🥉 nostr.einundzwanzig.space

(Read 1,006 events in 2.18 sec)

Fastest memer you know

These are all incredible guesses and indeed songs I love 🥹 y’all know me better than I thought 🤔

BUT NO WINNERS YET.

Hint: artist name starts with “N”

7,777 sats to whoever can guess what my first MySpace profile song was⚡️🥳

Every sat in my mind is already worth $1, so nothing seemed worth spending. Ever. Until Nostr zaps. Having fun getting poor⚡

I challenge Nostr to write a poem about Bitcoin and/or Nostr🫶

Whoever has the most likes in an hour, gets 10000 sats⚡️