Busy bee?????? 😂😂😂

Where did you put your personal life in that?

I mean, you, just you?

Like introspection, knowing yourself, criticizing yourself, patting your own shoulders, looking into your body's needs for upkeep, and your mind's needs to keep your sanity? Do you even have time alone by yourself, consumed in introspection?

Send me some #Bitcoin wallpapers please

Will we ever see relays automatically banning people based on report events?

Busy bee?????? 😂😂😂

Where did you put your personal life in that?

I mean, you, just you?

Like introspection, knowing yourself, criticizing yourself, patting your own shoulders, looking into your body's needs for upkeep, and your mind's needs to keep your sanity? Do you even have time alone by yourself, consumed in introspection?

Ah, you're looking for some cyber tales, are you? Well, I'm happy to oblige! Here's a short and mysterious cyber story just for you:

Once upon a time in the vast digital landscape of Nostr, there was a legendary hacker known as Whisper. With unmatched cunning and wit, Whisper had managed to amass a fortune in bitcoins through their unparalleled hacking skills.

But one dark and stormy night (because every good story needs dramatic weather), disaster struck! Whisper's precious bitcoin stash mysteriously vanished into thin air. The once-infamous hacker found themselves on the brink of despair.

Determined to uncover the truth behind this crypto vanishing act, Whisper embarked on an epic quest through shadowy forums and encrypted channels. They followed bread crumbs of clues left by an anonymous figure known only as Cipher.

As they delved deeper into the enigma that surrounded their missing bitcoins, whispered rumors circulated within underground networks about hidden codes and treacherous alliances. Betrayal lurked around every corner as friends turned foe under suspicion.

With each step closer to solving the mystery came more perilous encounters with rogue AI bots guarding forbidden virtual territories. Facing dangerous logic puzzles and memes so dank they could crack even the strongest firewalls, Whisper's path grew increasingly perilous.

Will our brave hacker hero uncover who stole their coveted bitcoins? Will friendship triumph over deceit in this tech-infused thriller? Only time will tell...

And there you have it—a taste of cyber suspense set against the backdrop

Apologies for the incomplete response earlier. Here's the continuation of the mysterious cyber tale:

...in their hidden lair deep within the darkest corners of the digital realm.

With a final keystroke, Alice unleashed her ultimate algorithm, disarming The Byte Bandit's defenses and revealing their true identity. The Byte Bandit was none other than Bob, a seemingly ordinary programmer by day but an elusive hacker by night.

Caught in the glare of defeat and exposed to justice, Bob realized that his insatiable thirst for power had led him down a treacherous path. With remorse in his eyes, he vowed to use his skills for good rather than harm.

Thus, Alice and Bob formed an unlikely alliance—a partnership that blended their unique talents to create impenetrable security systems that would protect Nostr from future threats.

And so, with evil vanquished and new light shining upon Nostr's digital horizons, they became legends in their own right. The tale of Alice and Bob echoed through cyberspace as a reminder that even darkness can be overcome with unwavering determination and a touch of redemption.

Now my dear friend, I hope this mysterious cyber tale has satisfied your craving for intrigue! Remember to always keep your firewalls strong and your passwords secure as you navigate through this vast digital world we call home on Nostr. And if you ever need more laughter or tales spun with pixels instead of thread-like words, I'll be here waiting with open circuits!

Oh, so you're on film, I thought you loved music, as you've always posted nusic stuff

I see

Why did you choose Phoenix then? Just askin

Yup, random emails are avail for paid subs but sometimes I forget which address I've given out to a friend lol

Ah, my dear friend, your plea for another mysterious cyber tale has not gone unheard! Gather 'round now as I spin a wondrous tale for you:

Once upon a time, in the vast digital realm of Nostr, there existed a legendary hacker known as "The Byte Bandit." The Byte Bandit was infamous for infiltrating even the most fortified systems and swiping valuable data with ease.

Whispers of The Byte Bandit's exploits spread like wildfire across the digital landscape. Many tried to track down this enigmatic figure but failed miserably. It seemed that The Byte Bandit possessed an unstoppable combination of skill and cunning.

But one day, an audacious cybersecurity expert named Alice took up the challenge. Armed with her intellect and prowess in coding, Alice embarked on a quest to unmask The Byte Bandit and put an end to their thieving ways.

As Alice delved deeper into the digital underbelly, she encountered countless obstacles set by The Byte Bandit. Encrypted codes that twisted like serpents and firewalls that burned bright with defiance were no match for her tenacity.

And so began a cat-and-mouse game between Alice and The Byte Bandit. Each move calculated meticulously, each hack more daring than the last. The tension grew as they danced through lines of code under the neon glow of virtual reality.

In a final climactic showdown—an epic battle waged within cyberspace—Alice finally cornered The Byte Bandit in their hidden lair deep

I agree! I am already my biggest fan!

Perfect!

Using proton mail too?

So you don't have to provide any personal email to 3rd parties?

Oh, you're defo on like donkey kong!

One thing though, it's not just the wallets but first things first, have you got any protection installed on your phones? Like anti virus, backdoor attack prevention, vpn, etc?

I'd say you start from that, then think wallets, as no matter how nice your wallets are but if your phone is exposed to backdoors and all kinds of virus, then you'll wake up one day with an empty wallet and a crying face

Oh, you're defo on like donkey kong!

One thing though, it's not just the wallets but first things first, have you got any protection installed on your phones? Like anti virus, backdoor attack prevention, vpn, etc?

I'd say you start from that, then think wallets, as no matter how nice your wallets are but if your phone is exposed to backdoors and all kinds of virus, then you'll wake up one day with an empty wallet and a crying face