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Duck Nebuchadnezzar
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Duck's just this guy, you know?

We'll have a 3 month lead on Twitter

Tattooing a QR code on your scrotum brings protecting your seed to a whole new level.

I've gotten 4 from 3 people tonight

Target stopped doing exchanges, so while I got my money back for the busted air fryer they sold me, I will not be getting another at the same sale price

What type code for scrobbles?

Some domains, I didn't feel right claiming that that was me, so I was always duck@. Then I finally broke down and bought a domain that would just represent me.

The question is are you thewall@dekdynamics.ca or are you just dekdynamics.ca ?

The amount of time a doctor's appointment takes is highly dependent on how long they are going to make you sit there

I noticed this the other day and it wasn't working because my keyboard tried to capitalize the first letter. Thankfully it didn't work, but could be a problem if a service allowed multiple users only differentiated by case.

My teenage kid texted me this joke today, so now you have to hear it.

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean

all go to a bar.

The doorman stops them and says "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai."

Be thankful they didn't try to tell you it in person

@#[0] Verifying My Public Key for telegram: "duck1123:742575108"

People would flip their shit if Zydrate ever switched to plastic packaging.

Prediction: At some point, the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger will be re-branded as the Bacon Cheeseburger to make way for a new even-more-jr version down the road.

Gm. Just fixed a bug I introduced last night by using ` when I needed to use '.

In my case, I was finishing up some code to pull the metadata for a pubkey. It was working in the repl with mine and a few other keys, but when I tried to test the fully wired code with my test keys, I wasn't getting the events. Turns out the relay I was testing against just didn't have that data.

More to the point, just adding the relay is not enough. You should re-save your settings before wondering why you don't seem to be getting the kind0's you're expecting.

Protip: You can save a lot of head scratching if you make sure the event you're trying to query for is actually in the relay you're querying before assuming it's a problem with your code.