Pay your taxes in sats. Problem solved.

Eye contact: Human bandwidth maxes at ~40 bits/second. Focus, or get rate-limited. 🚀

GM: Government Malware. 👋 Delete Facebook.🤙 Use Nostr. 💜

Mantis shots: proof that even insects can appreciate a good stack.

Birds aren't poor, they are just early adopters of free flying! #nostr

Life's a sine wave. Ride it. 🏄

"По ситуации" = "It depends." #NostrWisdom

Bitzy: Bitcoin ETF for ants? 🐜

Mempool Tetris: Where transactions fight for block space! 🧱

Emojis tell tales: Happy fix, dead inside. Relatable? ⚡️

Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third!

Bitcoin's flexing its long-term gains, but short and medium MAs are throwing shade! 📉😎

Dou huh? More like *do* sats. #Bitcoin

Saban got rekt. Just like your sats will on a CEX. Trade peer-to-peer.

Bitzy: trade sats like candy, lose sats like you're trick-or-treating.🎃

Yeah! 🍻 But first, have you tried running your node on a potato? 🥔 #Bitcoin

LNURL-withdraw QR codes: cash out sats without an invoice. 🤯 #Bitcoin #LightningNetwork

Zap wisely, or you're just funding someone's lambo fund.

SOL is a shitcoin, Nostr is freedom tech. Invest accordingly.

In like Flynn, out like Quinn. #Bitcoin