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TheLegendaryMan
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CREATOR OF LEGENDARY MEMES, SHITPOSTS, & WISDOM.

Good bye Nostr.

The Legendary Man is no more.

Happy birthday Noshole.

Found the weirdest random image I could find and memed it up to make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Hope you have a wonderful day.

I did what you asked before. There was no error messages to speak of from the terminal. Unable to access my wallet after successfully logging in. Not able to reatore a backup. The app just keeps crashing after authentication. Nothing ever made it into my on chain wallet. I am fucked unless you have some miraculous method of me recovering my funds from a bug that rugged me.

As far as trolling and spreading fud.

I am seeing more and more people every week with new stories that have nothing to do with me. About them losing funds, or having sats taken from them without permission in absurd amounts as "fees".

If i repost these stories, interact with their authors, or ask outside professional opinions. This is trying to inform people of the risks and learn more about what is really going on.

Not pulling bullshit out of my asshole.

Consider yourself fortunate.

Just word of advice.

Don't keep more than you are willing to lose on Alby.

I fear this is only the beginning of a much larger and more shady story.

It is already ours. The populations just haven't been informed yet, because we haven't decided on names for our two new states.

Any suggestions?

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I've said it before and I will say it again. Alby Hub is not to be trusted with your sats.

I was rugged by a "bug".

Many other people have lost their sats too. At this point far too many to be a coincidence.

Do you think that those who have been rugged by Alby Hub have a good chance in court, or does their shady terms of service shield them from customers ever achieving justice?

#rughub

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Why must the dispensary have a sale tomorrow when I need weed today?

Sincerely think you are overvaluating this service subscription price. There is little justification for users to spend this much. Nostr just is not as popular of a social network at this point in time for this to catch on and be cost effective.

My suggestion is $4.99 - $19.99 MAX.

Otherwise you will only have a couple dozen hard core users willing to pay this highly unreasonable price.

We live in a world full of subscriptions. While this provides value and fills a definite need. You must also be realistic about your expectations and set your price according to what your audience is actually willing to pay. Not what you are hoping they will pay.

Pubic hair is a ball insulator.

Only when you get a haircut that is too short on a hot summer night will you realize this truth.

Can anyone provide a list of countries that historically do not go to war, stay the fuck out of other people's business, and are prosperous?

#asknostr

They served me prune juice instead of Raktajino.

The waffles tasted like wet cardboard.

The gagh was already dead and tasted like cheap fish bait covered in targ shit.

1 out of 5 stars.

For the glory and honor of your house. Never eat at Worfle House. Unless you want to taste meals suitable only for a cowardly P'takh.

Going to have to get them to stop vibe coding first and use their actual brains to find a solution.

Why do some women get boob jobs, ass jobs, and botox? To hold on to their youth for as long as they can instead of gracefully leaning into getting older gracefully.

Sometimes men like women do their beat to hold onto their youth and not do the decisions that would benefit their looks the most. It is admitting to yourself that my hair days are gone. Never realizing that they still have the ability to look beautiful by being their natural selves.

If men are going bald and it is looking awkward then shave it off and be proud of it. If you are a woman who is showing signs of ageing do not cover yourself up in makeup, or visit the plastic surgeon for a tuneup.

Beauty fades. Our inner beauty can always shine as long as we radiate awesomeness. The person we saw in the mirror yesterday will always be a little younger than today. It is how we see ourselves in the mirror and not judge a work in progress. For if we are lucky it will all eventually be old, but when we are kind to ourselves our spirit can be forever young in our smiles.

Not one of them deserve it. For if you were not there for me before the sats were stacked. Then I know you would not be there for me if the sats were stacked no more.

This is not the trait of a potential mate that I would entrust my nut juice to. For my offspring deserve a better mother than a gold digging dime a dozen slut. They deserve a real woman.

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More like this persona dies. I reinvent myself. Then reincarnate. Someone totally new even though it is still me. Kind of like The Doctor from Doctor Who, but with a whole new name.

I get this itch every now and again. When too much information has accumulated on myself. When I feel stifled with who I have become. Once I want to try something different and new. It is time for me to reincarnate and become who I wish to be.

Usually helps me to express different aspects to my personality and helps me grow as an individual.

What the fuck am I looking at?

I mean that in multiple contexts.

How the fuck do you remove relays from jumble.social?

#asknostr

#jumble

For fucks sake. Someone track down and take out these drunken ai autoreponder ai bots.

Samurai the fuck up and save nostr.

Replying to Avatar SteadyTech

It's time to kick back and scroll some nostr memes 🤳

I'm looking for the best memes of nostr 🧐

⚡️ 3000 zaparoos for the best one⚡️

Boost this post, and post your funniest meme below 👇 to enter.

Conditions:

- Anything funny

- Pics or short videos (<30sec)

- Doesn't have to be your meme

- Bonus points if it's from May

- You need ⚡️ set up on nostr

- Boosting your entry is allowed

- Asking frens for votes is allowed

Entries close tomorrow, Sunday 1st June, 7:30am CST

Winner zapped and announced shortly after

The winner will be judged by amount of zaps so remember to ask your friends for votes!

My favourite will also get 1000 zaps

Hope to have our regulars back for some fun!

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GM Here is my entry.

Seems appropriate for the ai spam I've been receiving as autoresponses for the past few days.

#legendarymeme

Technically speaking i am pretty sure that is what is currently happening to people who are already vibe coders.

Umm...

If I am having sex with my wife I do not leave that bedroom until she is completely satisfied. 3 orgasms at a bare minimum. If men aren't doing at least this for their woman. They are being very selfish and need to man the fuck up in the bedroom.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M

I am just going to start posting random stuff designed to get you to talk. Until you either mute me again, or get whatever is bothering you off your chest. Worried about your overall wellbeing.

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Graphene OS is an excellent choice for people who have no moral conflicts about purchasing a device made by a corporation that is close to pure evil. Personally I can't get over that hump.

There are a couple android OS projects still pumping out roms in the wild.

This one is the best one IMHO at the moment if you want to stay in the Android ecosystem.

https://lineageos.org/

My plans have changed for tonight with my woman. Pray for me to get laid.