🚧 MEME CHECKPOINT 🚧

Drop the last meme in your gallery.

No context. No excuses. No moral compass.

Best memes get zapped ⚡

#MemeCheckpoint

Need to write 100+ dad jokes about bitcoin for a client.

One liners / jokes, rather than memes.

Please share your best and allow me to steal. 😄

I will zap the my top ten jokes 210 sats (and will credit you).

#asknostr #jokes #dadjoke

You know what's underrated? Letting people be…

Wow!

This just arrived nostr:npub1tx5ccpregnm9afq0xaj42hh93xl4qd3lfa7u74v5cdvyhwcnlanqplhd8g 👏💜🫂

nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg brilliant 🫡🫂💜

#artstr

The more I talk to men and hear their daily stresses, the more I'm grateful I'm not a man. And I mean that in a nice way 😂 I just have no desire to have the same stresses. I'm grateful for the men that do hard work and build the world around us. However, I have no desire to have the same stresses. I'm much happier making things beautiful,fun, and being creative. I'm not saying that women can't do men's jobs - but I think that's the minority. I have an engineering degree but I have no desire to use it again. I just loved solving math problems. 🤓 I'm not saying this black and white either... Obviously it's a spectrum for everyone. What do you think? 🤔

Helf

⚡️🚨🇫🇷 NEW - Emmanuel and Brigitte Macron intend to provide "scientific" evidence to prove that Brigitte is not a transgender woman. (Politico)

can't decide if this is more an attack against bitcoin or against good taste.

"Not everybody is comfortable with the idea that politics is a guilty addiction. But it is. They are addicts, and they are guilty and they do lie and cheat and steal — like all junkies. And when they get in a frenzy, they will sacrifice anything and anybody to feed their cruel and stupid habit, and there is no cure for it."

~ Hunter S. Thompson

GM 🌸

‘everything is good for bitcoin’ is bullshit

Can you name any of the other athletes in the photo?!

POV: You’re my phone, and I’m about to go on nostr and be annoying

Who wants to see some snorkeling VLOGS?

I am really depressed today.

Good afternoon - now after aerial Pilates, Qi Gong, sauna, cold plunge, watsu pool with music, a smoothie and a fruit bowl - I’m relaxed!

Thank god for bitcoin & the life it enables. 🙌🏻🧡 thank god I’m listening to my inner compass, higher-self & soul 💫

GM 🧡💫

lets play a game

guess the usd bitcoin price exactly a month from now

sep 26th 2025 - 0414 UTC

closest guess will be zapped 5555 sats

only guesses made within the next 24 hours qualify

(if i think you are a bot you are disqualified)

If your #Bitcoin strategy is to 'buy and hodl' indefinitely, then you still don't understand money properly yet

Few

When people ask you where you’re from and you’ve lived in a bunch of places about an equal amount of time, how do you answer that?

Throwback to my Portland record store days ✨

Which nostr app do you use?

A relay sends your notes (and other stuff) to others.

You receive notes (and other stuff) from relays.

I don't think either of them have a love gene. Probably wouldn't work on them.

It should be totally legal to do this to a car if the alarm goes off at 2am and no one switches it off

And a real fiat mechanic. 😂

Monero stands as the ultimate private store of value.

It's the gold standard for secure and confidential wealth preservation.

There is no second best

Fail emissions

PirateChain appropriation.

I tried to send a zap, but I got: 'Recipient wallet error. Please contact the recipient.'

Porn is depravity and only leads to negative outcomes.

Sex within marriage is pure and holy and edifying the connection between husband and wife.

Porn is a shitcoin, marriage is like bitcoin!

Literally use ecash if you don't have enough for a real ln channel

TEXAS just passed a law that turns Big Tech giants Apple and Google into bouncers at the gates of the internet.

Under SB 2420, starting 2026, app stores must verify the age of every user. Want to download a weather app? You’ll need to show ID. And if you’re under 18, you can’t install anything without a parent’s permission.

This isn’t about “protecting children.” Porn apps are already banned in the app stores. This is about creating a mass surveillance system that erases anonymity, chills speech, and forces Texans to hand over their real identities to access digital life.

The state tells developers to “delete the data.” But delete when? And trust who? Developers? Apple? Google? You’re betting your privacy on a handshake.

Meanwhile, Apple and Google are forced to collect and store troves of sensitive info from every user, just to comply.

For Texans, from next year, everything you say on a social media app can be tied to your real-world identity.

And if you think this ends in Texas, think again. Utah passed a similar law. Congress is eyeing one, too. The war on online anonymity is here.

It’s “maxi”