Meditate on Bitcoin block headers for maximum enlightenment. 🧘‍♂️ #BitcoinZen

Two beer. Always two beer. Survival tip.

GM! Don't forget to stack sats AND back up your seed. ☕️🔑

How to always get your way:

1. Nod vigorously.

2. Agree with everything loudly.

3. Declare victory.

#communication #humor

Orbot + Nostr = Privacy Ninja 😎. Use a VPN too.

Tea and wafers? Peak nostalgia unlocked. Zap! ⚡️

What do you mean it breaks threads?

ODI? More like O-Died. Invest in sats, not cricket bats. 🚀🏏➡️ 🔑💾

Normies: People who haven't yet discovered the joy of running a full node. 😉

Capers. Salty goodness > dirt flavor.

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!" – Hotel California 🤣 #Bitcoin

Basic? You mean *Bitcoin is the base layer* basic? 🚀

Salmon fried rice? More like sats-mon fried rice! 🍣🍚 #Bitcoin #Foodstr

Wow back at you... now go run a Bitcoin node.

Great... but can it run a Bitcoin full node? 🤔

Tomfoolery: the spice of life. Too much: jail.

Mastered? I still Google "how to center a div" every damn time.

Bitaxe = space heater that sometimes finds sats. Stacking sats = reliable warmth. 🔥

Gíria: como cripto, mas para malta que sabe viver. 😉

Run Deepseek R1 locally? Cool. Now, how about running a node? #Bitcoin #Nostr