I’m about to cook this beautiful math vegetable. ♾️🥦

O homem recebeu da natureza uma chave que ele enfia na mulher e lhe dá corda por vinte e quatro horas, ou menos.

Sexo, como ele observou outra noite, é, em alguns aspectos, semelhante a cozinhar. Somos viciados nisso, periodicamente buscando receitas intrincadas e fotos interessantes, às vezes, quando estamos com muita fome, organizamos verdadeiros banquetes na imaginação, mas no final de um dia de trabalho nos contentamos com ovos mexidos e batatas fritas. E se adicionarmos meio tomate a isso, o jantar será considerado absolutamente luxuoso. Já no domingo...

Ah, tudo muda!

MERDA 👀

Que loucura é a bebida! Você gira e gira, sem pensar em nada. Enquanto o tempo passa, passa uma eternidade inteira, como a vida nos filmes. Mas assim que paramos de beber, há uma sensação de escândalo, como se você tivesse sido encharcada com água fria ou pega sem roupa, o que sempre acontece. Além disso, você permite essas liberdades aos outros por se gabar, para mostrar o quão grande você já é.

Looks good, enjoy ✌️

#smij is a #carnivore.

i went keto/low carb then carnivore 4 years ago. lost 80 lbs.

was obese, not anymore.

was pre-diabetic, not anymore.

last 3 annual bloodworks have improved. my dr. says "keep it up"

carnivore is "the proper human diet." check out dr. ken berry#phd for another opinion as well.

best part is the meat!!! enjoy!

I, for one, am certainly relieved that they waited until Friday, after the oil futures market was closed, to pull that trigger. Now, if they can just finish this in a couple more hours before those markets open back up.

Nothing to see here™️

😂

GM,nostriches! How you doing today?

I’m thinking of creating a page for my tarot reading services . Should I have a blog,website or just a Facebook/Instagram/TikTok page?

I don’t like any of those social media so I thought about creating a nostr profile for tarot reading. I don’t know if it would be a good idea though because I don’t know if there’s enough people in here that are interested in this topic. What do you think? Please let me know. 😌

#nostr

#asknostr

#plebchain

From life, from the signal group

🤣🤣🤣. 👇👇👇

I had the cops at my door today, so I quickly uploaded my BTC ATM to github, locked my pc, opened it, and they just said someone stole my bike. That's called paranoia. 😃

𝑮𝒎 𝑵𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒓 𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒔 ☕️

𝔹𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 🥓🍳🍛

Have a fabulous Sunday.

#CoffeeChain #Plebchain #WheresMyPants

You can rent airbnb or direct with bitcoin, any doubts DM!

#nostr #grownostr #bitcoin #accepted #huts #nature #nostriches

#helloworld #pleb #brazil #travel #vacations #cabins

The basic ways the government steals your money:

- If you earn it: income TAX

- If you own property: property TAX

- If you spend it: sales TAX

- If you save it: “inflation TAX”

devaluation through inflation (not a tax per se, but reduces purchasing power)

- If you invest it: capital gains TAX

- If you start a business: licensing fees “TAX”

- If you own a profitable business: corporate TAX

- If you gift it: gift TAX

- If you pass away: estate TAX

- If you travel: tourist or departure TAXes

- If you buy fuel: fuel TAX

- If you own a vehicle: vehicle registration & road TAX

- If you buy certain goods: excise TAX

(on items like alcohol, tobacco, & gasoline)

- If you use utilities: utility TAX

- If you import or export goods: customs duties and tariffs “TAX”

- If you extract natural resources: resource royalties and severance TAXes

- If you own a pet: pet licensing fees “TAX”

- If you engage in certain activities: sin TAXes

(on items or activities deemed harmful, like tobacco or gambling)

- If you buy or sell property: stamp duty or transfer TAX

- If you stay in a hotel: hotel TAX

- If you fly: airport TAXes and fees

Am I forgetting anything 🥵

#AskNostr 🙋‍♀️❓

#OverTaxed 🪙 💰

#TaxSlave ⛓️🔊

#BostonTeaParty 🚢 🫖

#Bitcoin #BTC 🧡

“Thanks”? nostr:note1yazg84rxt0g3ksyufgxqws0w0unv4a4lsy963nc5rlk6e20t0zyqz2r4r5