What do Japanese cannibals eat?

Raw men.

What's the most notable similarity between a pedophile and a roller coaster?

They both make a child scream, but the first ride's never the last

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Say what you want about pedophiles...

But at least they drive slowly through the school zones.

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.