"Son, you're never gonna get ahead in life ....."

Fucking bitch nags you every 40 days to buy a marriage license.
To anyone trying this I should mention: The virgin MUST be a biological female in order for this to work. Rust developers don't count, and may anger Cthulhu and cause your server to become possessed by Mesopotamian demons.
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Draw a large pentagram on the ground using salt, then place a usb stick containing the files you wish to serve in the middle. Proceed to sacrifice something (preferably a virgin) to Cthulhu and chant "Please let this fucking shit work!" over and over - assuming you set your TTL to 3600, then you will need to chant for a full hour until your DNS propagates and the site goes online. Repeat the chants at least every full moon for best results.
50/50 mix of this and rye. Down immediately or you don't have a hair on your ass.
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β‘ Zaps For All β‘
Iβm thrilled to announce our new API enabling zaps in ANY app.
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Use our API to enable zaps in your app without needing to integrate Nostr or Bitcoin and without your users needing a Nostr account.
To show whatβs possible, we built the first app - a Zap Bot that enables zapping in Discord. Want to add the bot to your server? Message us at https://www.makeprisms.com/zapbot
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Neato, reading the API documentation now!
Gradually, then suddenly.
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Wait until he finds out glow niggers operate 5 out of 6 of the exit relays.
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Totally fake, no way Tay has a dump truck like that.
This is sad .... Algebra is like having a superpower once you grok applying it to everyday situations.
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The nostr:npub1kade5vf37snr4hv5hgstav6j5ygry6z09kkq0flp47p8cmeuz5zs7zz2an version: Stay humble and stack traps.
[oglaf] Aftertaste https://www.oglaf.com/aftertaste/

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