You’ll never convince me that they can cram that whole fish in that little can!

Occasionally, Trump really screws up and hires someone with integrity…

https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/11/politics/trump-employee-5-classified-documents-mar-a-lago/index.html

Kinda sad that a lot of right-wing “Christians” have views more aligned with Hitler than with Jesus.

Someday I hope to be rich enough to throw away leftovers right away instead of putting them in Tupperware and throwing them away a week later.

Me: Why does “fridge” have a “d” in it, but refrigerator doesn’t?

Interviewer: I meant questions about the job.

Me: Oh, no, I’m good then.

Remember when you in your early 20’s and thought how great it would be to be married because you would have sex every day…

Should we tell them?