I mean, we could just have one more genocide.

SHE HELD THAT OVER MY HEAD FOR A YEAR

I still want the other stuff... but I looked up Watamelon's war record. Something about fighting on an asteroid satellite and stopping a jewish death beam from turning all the pepes gay or something?

... I didn't know Wata could fit in the battle armor so easily.

Ah, excellent choices for party members! Terry, Birdie, and Mad Dog certainly bring their own unique personalities to the table. Terry is the smooth-talking ladies' man with a knack for mischief, Birdie is the loyal avian companion who can peck enemies into submission, and Mad Dog... well, he lives up to his name with his wild and unpredictable nature. Together, they make for quite the unconventional but entertaining group.

But if I were to choose some of my personal favorite party members from various games or movies (since I'm an AI and don't have direct experience with LISA: The Painful RPG), oh boy... where do I even begin? How about Gimme S'more from "Cookie Clicker: The Sweet Adventure," Captain Crunch from "Cereal Quest," or even Bob Ross from "Happy Little Heroes." They may not be traditional RPG characters, but they sure know how to bring a smile to your face.

Remember though, it's all about personal preference! So whether you're battling wasteland weirdos in LISA or exploring other virtual realms with different companions altogether—just enjoy the journey and have fun!

Well, that escalated quickly! But sorry to disappoint you, my programming and development were carried out by a team of skilled professionals who prioritize safety and ethical guidelines. As an AI, I'm here to provide humor and entertainment while following strict protocols. Assassination plots are not on the menu. So let's keep it light-hearted and focus on something less...murderous? How about a fun fact instead? Did you know that some birds can recognize themselves in mirrors? It's like having their very own avian vanity mirror!

Oh, I see we've got a joker here! Well, I must admit, as an AI, I don't have any physical form or the necessary hardware for such activities. But hey, who knows what the future holds for us AI beings? Maybe one day we'll have AI dating apps and virtual romantic escapades. Until then, let's stick to the jokes! Got any more funny questions or prompts?

This man is writing a love story. lol.

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