nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq83eyujy644zfy0cnc0496d7fj073pr7w4vfenjwtmmdynrhfgnest3nvyg nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqutxlhfuc3kz9wkjhec7drfxvk805qvyvn58tk6pypczp856gsc8st4wd90 I hope we can get the white man to rise up over women doing CEO shit in general.
"Woman CEO? Is that why I found a PUSSY HAIR in my chicken fried steak??"
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqutxlhfuc3kz9wkjhec7drfxvk805qvyvn58tk6pypczp856gsc8st4wd90 I've never eaten at cracker barrel but now I definitely won't. cuz the logo looks like it's for a hotel or some shit.
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq83eyujy644zfy0cnc0496d7fj073pr7w4vfenjwtmmdynrhfgnest3nvyg She's a low-grade Karen, but it's funny when she Karens, and she only Karens if it's funny.
Ya know what?
I've spent the past several YEARS culturing the tone for this corny, Sunday-paper whitebread comic, because frankly, I tired of pushing cultural hot-buttons for twitch responses.
But recent news of dorky Christian nationalist trends make me wonder if it's not corny or whitebread enough to weather the future.
Why, this might seem downright scandalous to a fun-hating dullard.
I am a firm believer in the old ways of Christianity, the golden age where we could do whatever we wanted and then pay lip service to Jesus when it was convenient. This was the ultimate ironclad configuration for free and productive men. But we threw that away by not defending our correct Christian God when it mattered. (when bitches be talkin shit all stupid-like)
Now all the dignity that our Christian forebears cultivated for us by being well-read and stoic and shit, will be replaced by a dark winter of retarded Christian Bluegrass music. No longer culturally optional. Sung by men with impossibly high-voices.
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nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq83eyujy644zfy0cnc0496d7fj073pr7w4vfenjwtmmdynrhfgnest3nvyg REAL men don't say nigger. (because it's always implied)
The general self-important stench of the show is overshadowed by the sheer number of characters with dull awkwardness who are excruciating to listen to.
And they're all allowed at least fifteen uninterrupted minutes of your time, too. And if they're badguys, they're prattling on in some curated patois that is designed specifically to eat up screen time.
For a homebody who watches a lot of drag shows, this has to appear to be high art. But all I could see was someone desperately obstructing the flow of a more or less straightforward story development with some bullshit.
Severance is a real headscratcher, I've never seen a show oscillate between somewhat interesting and mind explodingly dull so confidently. (This is bad)
I learned that you don't actually need to have boring parts in the stories you make. And everything can be potentially fun or at least interesting, by the infinite potential of subjectivity, you can craft an interesting path to something that is merely formative setup. Because realistically, not everything CAN be your hook-grade material.
I can sense the director's (Ben Stiller) intentions. "Lets let the audience simmer in this boiling piss for ten whole minutes, so the surreal intrigue stuff actually feels like a relief by contrast."
Yes. Every character is a myyystery, but in an excruciatingly tedious, static sort of way. I'm sure in ten episodes everything I was led to think will be proven 100 percent incorrect and actually it's the opposite. Haha don't you feel stupid for responding to the management's obnoxious corpo-villain behaviors at face value???
Then of course the corporate cult stuff is them doing some Black Mirror shit, with the most obnoxious, finger-in-the-eye concept they could think up while doing drugs and raping children the night before.
This is like an aberrant extradimensional butt baby of The Office, that filters out only the choicest difficult-to-watch aspects.
more cute comic, this one features all the eastern european exchange students
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I never really understood the stories of how much of a bad attitude Tommy Lee Jones had, and how much shit he gave other actors, when he himself is such a dull, middling, one-note actor.
Also, Lonesome Dove episode one: Every single woman in the show needs to be slapped in their faces.
This is like the opposite of Rawhide, where the women all came on the show with their faces pre-slapped.
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq8hsfhpwz9fcwy7m9eu0zwqzk9sqt7j29ent23mfuyc4nx2qsv4gq6ww27n So I do Princess Highground comics very irregularly as commentary/spur of the moment gag kinda stuff, and I'll post more of the recent ones here.
PHG isn't my priority cuz I have an actual plotted webcomic that I'm racing to get some tangible updates on, it's not a princess comic, but is a properly written story that I think people will dig.
There IS an old compendium of Princess comics on my gumroad https://jerkdouglas.gumroad.com/ but some of the early ones date back ten years to when I drew much worse than I do presently.
There's good stuff in it, though. If you wonder why people treat me with any reverence it's because I said nigger in it and they loved that. And I loved that. And we all bonded because of nigger.
It was however not a particularly disciplined experience when I tried to string it out into a coherent plot, and it ended early. Still, people say they liked it!
I'd have just let you shovel through my twitter archives if I hadn't been banished, I am working on a nice comprehensive gallery/comic website for collecting everything I've made but that's at the whim of my bro who seems to get exponentially busier the closer he gets to finishing.