You need funds available to create a transaction that spends from the anchor output and pays enough fees to get both this new transaction and the initial transaction (the one closing the channel) mined.
Your anchor output in the closing transaction spends to your funding pubkey, which is what makes it *yours*. Your node hence needs to take part in the fee-bumping transaction to actually spend the anchor output, since it's the only one able to spend it (while the transaction remains unconfirmed). The easiest way to do CPFP is hence to also have available funds on your node, which your node can add to the transaction spending the anchor to increase the overall fee.
The funds could come from an external wallet, but that means coordinating a transaction between your node and this external wallet. Additionally, having the extra-funds already on your node makes it possible to easily automate this fee-bumping process.
The speed of that thing is impressive. Notice how sometimes it has already guessed the order before Jordan is done speaking ๐คฏ
And I guess I'll just pour myself another coffee!
Introducing EXIT
You broke up with your ex; it wasnโt treating you well, maybe it was shadow banning you or your friends; it was manipulating you into becoming your worst possible self.
But over the years you accrued a bunch of quality shitposts, and perhaps some nuggets of wisdom.
Introducing: https://exit.pub:
The last bridge youโll need to port over your data into the new world of decentralized freedom-tech.
1. Download your twitter archive
2. If Elon agrees, youโll get a zip file; uncompress it and just use exit.pub to import your data into nostr
โ original dates are used; whatever you posted in 2009 will show up as posted in nostr in 2009
โ granular control of which tweets to import (threads, non-replies, replies)
โ V4V, you choose how much your shitposts are worth
โ it *should* preserve embedded images
โ granular control of which relays you want to publish to
Try it out:
How does it handle quote tweets?
(the last word is "down", obviously. Don't drink and note, folks.)
Yo Nostr! Are there any fellow ๐ฎ๐น or ๐ซ๐ท Bitcoiners living near the frontier who would be done for meeting up?
I just moved to [REDACTED] (France), I can straight up walk to Italy, and I'm thinking I'd love to see more of this transnational love and understanding that Bitcoin brings to us plebs. Who's done?
Seeing some pictures here and there: is BHB2023 hosted in a warehouse?
Coming soon to a block explorer near you

Weird, maybe try clearing the cache. Anyway, the subscription counter has increased, so I think your subscription went through. Probably just a display bug on Satellite :)
Sup nostr ๐ I created a n/lightningnetwork community, if you guys wanna come and hangout talking about dat dank payment network.
Peace!
Good yard nostriches
Iโm currently trying @nos.social on MacOS again after a long time, and I must say this client is sharp! Notes and content load quite quickly, the general experience is very smooth. The โDiscoverโ panel is interesting, although its format is quite different from the โFeedโ one. Me likey.
The .channel TLD was made generally available in June this year ๐
Awesome stuff! Wondering whether it would be interesting to add the ability for the funding to "trickle down". The package developer could add a `recursive` property in the package.json funding area, which would be a decimal between 0 and 1 describing how much of any received funding would be automatically sent further down to other packages devs.
It could be achieved even more granularly by combining PkgZap with ZapSlitter.
It's been two weeks but I just can't get over how insulting it is from the ECB to pretend they're giving the People a say in the making of their money by allowing them to pick the new banknotes design.
