I had the weirdest dream. Maybe thanks to nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqpsuydtqtnvsuajvjfgyytgqmr2lnt6nc8rfyr7qx0mfga9rhuspqu3k88n, but I'll tell you my tale.

I was with my wife and family in a resort/zoo in a forest, kinda tropical, and I was just relaxing. Suddenly, my sister tells me she just met Richard Stallman and that he's got a conference here.

I told her to let me know when he was going away and got an idea: I really wanted my T480 to be signed by RMS as a "freedom-respecting laptop."

The issue was that my OS was not FSF-approved, so I was stressing about it, trying to fool RMS into signing it even though I knew it was not 100% okay.

You know the difference between a blockchain picture and a picture of a mushroom?

One is a non-fungible token and the other is a non-tangible fungus.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.