They're adorably cute nasty little creatures. You will get pooped on. They will amazingly make mud pits out of the most well managed deep litter bed.
Fresh water troughs? Give it 45 min *tops*.
Is that water there on the ground? New beak diggy hole spot.
Those cute duck flappy feat? Talons. Big ones.
Thats about the entirety of their negatives, that ive encountered in my short time with them.
Muscovies are terrible birds for egg laying.
If you want eggs to eat, keep the chickens.
They dont lay many eggs in a year. I cant give you a number though lol. They will hatch out anything. They are fantastic mothers.
Because of this they make perfect meat birds.
As in im never raising another meat chicken intentionally again, kind of "perfect meat birds."
Ive decided after my experience this year, im not fooling with meat chickens any more. The ducks are just outright better.
These things are quiet, they dont tear up stuff as much, I dont have to manage anything for the hen that hatches the ducklings, and it *seems* like I dont have to rush to harvest them like meat chickens.
The males are massive birds, im still trying to figure out the best time to harvest them but the ~5 month old I smoked for Thanksgiving was really good.
I want to figure out simpler ways to Cook them but thats all trial and error stuff.
I call them my duck puppers.
I want to raise ducks. They are hilarious to me. Chickens are fun but ducks are so much more comical
Honestly, I like them so much more than chickens. I have a LOT of chickens but if it weren't for the egg laying id get rid of them all for the muscovies
Just weird junk lol 
Definitely nothing like that.
Also apparently French and Spanish Pokemon cards too. No clue what good they are honestly
Lol OK I just had found a stack of the dang things from someone elses childhood and have been sitting on them not knowing what the heck to do with them
What kind of cards and where did you sell them?
Ever heard of palantir?
Wasnt a good thing in middle earth,
Isnt a good thing here.
Mass surveilance will exponentially increase in the united states directly because of the Theil connection.
I wonder what predators dont eat the guts?
Canines eat all of it usually. So do cats, but that doesnt look like it could have been taken by a house cat.
Some predators. Nothing like way out in the country though. Ive got two dogs in a yard and the flock is in a run within the yard.
Bobcat gets after the neighbors ducks but not mine or the chickens.
Coyotes wont come out back either.. though one did *almost* snatch my cat in front of my neighbors driveway camera across the street.
Most of them sleep on top of the coop. Theres so many of them now, i couldnt lock them in there even if i wanted. Lol
I really dont mind the tree roosting. As long as they arent sleeping and crapping on top of the fencing i dont care.
Dang birds are sleeping in the trees again.
It doesn't really bother me, but these girls suck at flying compared to my previous, more flighty breeds.
Already found one girl limping a little and im pretty sure its because she ejected herself from the tree and didnt perform a proper airborne landing. 
And if you misinterpreted whatever road tells you, its a self correcting problem. The road WILL tell you again with much more force.
Ugh you're a doctor AND a leftie?
I bet your writing is terrible and always smudged. Heathen
Personal drones are gonna get "for everyones safety"d pretty quickly


