Going to be digging in the sun all day today

I haven’t had a drink in 2 years

Apology accepted

Bitcoin is dead

I just Damus’d

How’s the pyramid schemers doing tonight? Got any good schemes in the works?

I said big butter bean

Big butter bean

Sitting in comfy chair = can’t stop falling asleep.

Move to bed = wide awake now and ready for action.

I don’t “do my own research” I just look at people and decide who I trust and who I don’t.

Jesus Christ is the one true God btw.

Not enough people scrub the bottom of their feet in the shower.

Final Fantasy 7 is a good game

I have a possum in my roof but I can’t be bothered having it removed, seems to be behaving.

The secret to good sauerkraut is keeping the salt to a minimum.

What is that even meant to be?

You’d think getting tires changed would be quick and simple but it’s taken 3.5 hours so far.

Getting my tires changed right now.

Open source algorithm data bank megabit

I just farted

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