— How old are you?

— Eleven.

— When I was your age, I was already twelve.

— how to connect the Internet all over the world

— how to connect the Internet in Italy

— We've been dating for six months now, and I think it's time to talk about marriage and kids

— Wow, let's go

— I'm married with two children

— Cyclists when a car passes too close to them

— Cyclists when they run a red light, take a shortcut under the sidewalk and commit a couple of war crimes in Yugoslavia on the way home

Nobody:

Ultraviolet rays travel 150 million kilometers from the Sun to the Earth to dry my underpants on the balcony:

— Fry some potatoes?

— don't know :(

— I don't remember what it means

— Is that a smile?

— look, he's got a face like he's got his lips down, like he's sad

— I'm sure he needs potatoes.