If there is no Allah

Why did the Universe start with an explosion?

True connoisseurs will understand.

— Your coffee is not ready yet, sir

scissors won

Работаем для вас!🫶🏻

The water level has risen a lot in 22 years. This is proof of global warming

— You survived?

— Yes

— What did it cost?

— Everything

— Son, you had a piece of paper with 12 English words on it, I threw it away, is that okay?

*the flight is at 10 p.m.*

Mom 300 million years before our era:

— It's time to get out

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— American kids speak with British accents because of Peppa Pig

— Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back