— Parents when they compare you to other kids
— Parents when you compare them to other parents
— Congratulations, your wife gave birth to your son
— That's wonderful. How long before we can have sex?
— My shift ends in 10 minutes. Meet me in my back room
The packaging of the Tefal scales depicts a drama: girlfriends weighing a legless one.
— How Germans are seen by people who have never met a German in their lives
— These are German women
I post more memes than selfies because I want you to smile, not fall in love
— Son, it's time to tell me where you came from
— Dad, I already know what sex is
— What a fucking sex, you're adopted
— Penguins, have you seen a Nazi base around here?
— ...
I hasten to remind you that men are not kittens. Don't take them out of pity. Take the biggest, most playful and handsome one.
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