Dmitry Styopin:

— Honestly, I don't know how to get those 5 stars anymore!

Alexandra:

[4 stars]

— Dr. Styopin just saved my life!

Where are the others???

and how do I turn back into a human?

«The Big Book of Magic» (upside down)

Me when I passed the bar exam using ChatGPT and my first client was sentenced to death (he was a victim)

This cow looks like she's about to ask me if I have games on my phone:

bartender, I'll have the strongest milk

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When you pour a tub of mountain herb-scented bubble bath and lie there, getting high

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Titanic: sinking

Live lobsters in the kitchen:

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— Well, hello, Little Grey Riding Hood

— I'm Little Red Riding Hood

— What is red?

When you play Civilization and you've advanced science so much that the scientists realize they're in a simulation