If the first wife objects, sell her for #Bitcoin nostr:note18zuqxwaayagwqnruaz6zu4qc7cv0ya2r95yt8n05a6y53p82gd6qq90h8e
I think it’s okay to take two wives, but only if the second wife has a crap-ton of #Bitcoin
If you’re a presenter at this year’s #Bitcoin Conference you should start out acting nervous and getting a little mixed up. Then as you go, gradually start speaking more forcefully and confidently. And at the very end, have lasers shoot out of your eyes and incinerate a #Dogecoin lady sitting in the front row.
But doing this naturally makes me think about #Bitcoin
This is your daily reminder that I don’t give a £%#€ how much energy #Bitcoin uses.
I wake up every morning and make a conscious effort to not think about #Bitcoin
I guess if I was starving to death I’d sell some of my #bitcoin …but only to buy back in at a lower price, otherwise it wouldn’t make any sense.
I put my pants on just like everyone else, right after I buy #Bitcoin
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Now that I have your attention, why does my profile pic go away every time I open Damus?
There are two instances where I think it’s okay to not listen to your wife. I forgot what the first one is, but the second one is when she tells you to stop buying #Bitcoin
When introducing yourself to someone, I think it should be considered proper etiquette to shake their hand and to proclaim loudly how much #Bitcoin you currently own.
If you’re being chased by an angry bull at the same moment you realize you don’t have #BTC in your portfolio, I think the correct strategy would be to buy #BTC first, and then deal with the angry bull, but only if you’re serious about securing a monetary future for your children.
I think there’s a 50/50 chance the world ended in 2012 and we’re currently living in the initial stages of a #Bitcoin zombie apocalypse. There’s a 30% chance I’m wrong and a 95% chance I’m bad at percentages.
A person that cannot tolerate large #bitcoin dips is destined to be a turd sniffer.
After two and a half years, I’ve finally got myself to think about something besides #Bitcoin when I first wake up in the morning. Moving forward, I think about peeing first, then I think about bitcoin.
It’s funny to think that #Bitcoin brought us all together, and then made someone run down the snowy street naked because I bet him a thousand Satoshis that he wouldn’t.
Besides a zombie apocalypse, what are some legitimate reasons #Bitcoin fails or becomes irrelevant?
You can lead a person to the fountain of #Bitcoin but you can’t force them to drink it…unless you force it down their throat with a fire hose or something like that.