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imagine if joey was ever like

i am literally just an idiot asshole carpenter skateboarder turned vegan dickhead

& i was like:

i know that asshole

thats literally why i liked you

so weird to me

cos his face is really pretty

but mine literally isnt

why isnt it hannah she is so much prettier like very very random choice joseph idk this math still doesnt make much sense to me

but re: warbeck that is easier to see

the variables

not me the person

he literally does not know me the person

he is completely fucking trapped by his own unconscious wearing my face

what a fucking bummer

tale as old as time

he is literally worried

if he disappointed me

the look on my face

would kill him

not cos of disappointment i was feeling in my heart. that is irrelevant.

just the look on my face

it is about the bounce

like photography

im a white wall or poster board

i literally do not care

about anything

imagine fucking that up cos scared to diminish fucking what???

nothing is about me whatsoever

i would invent a way to make tetris happen & invent new games just to help pass the time

but life is worth being brave i think

in matters of the heart

eventually dont you wanna know if your wife loves you for you?

like would love you as a homeless dude too?

i say that sympathetically

i get that so many people would rather not know the answer

ya either find out she never loved you actually or she always did

it really isnt that hard

grifter coulda just been like: i gotta come clean i am such a mega grift bb r u down for this life of crime & shenanigans? 😎

she was a minor noble

you know how boring that life is?

she prolly woulda been like: that's even better fuck dying in a war

people love people for who they ~are~

not someone's name or rank or station

warbeck story isnt real

either time traveler

wikipedia fuckery

grifter who was suicidal or pathologically fearless or so in love with catherine he couldnt break his own grift & would rather die than diminish in her eyes

richard actually

or i dont even know what

when is everyone getting their shit together to make ~that~ happen

when the fuck is there a ceasefire in palestine

that's what id love to know