i have to make an account to read more than one article on marketwatch

why does this matter to ~anyone~

i literally get to give random presents to pubkey as long as im mindful re: space

like, im sure they could manage to take a tshirt or two if they are cool looking enough to do literally whatever with

like they could literally graciously take them & then throw them out

who cares

i am so so so so so over anyone's

dissenting opinion

i want to make sharpie shirts

do you know what an improvement that is compared to catastrophic levels of depression?

how could anyone hate that i back nostr & damus & bitcoin

how could anyone who cared about me

hate that i volunteered to have a boss

like for my own damn health

jack is the winner by a fucking million

what an unpopular choice

howwww ive danced & sang so much lately its such a good vibe 🥹

i love this for me

the more people who are unhappy

about me ever meeting jack

the more i will literally make everyone watch

im so into dissenting opinions

im literally eating popcorn in my soul about it

what did everyone have for lunch?

as soon as i got home i put on jacks shirt

i plead the fifth in all things

i am uncooperative

i am killing time re: palestine

chilling out on the couch

should we all fill out a questionnaire

why does everyone else have the spaceweather ap

i literally only have it cos i like to roleplay that i play with cool gear

& i am important enough to get notifs from the sun

i do not care about my space weather ap

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

riddle for the ages

riddle i dont care about

i am literally just distracting myself from catching up on gaza news & crying about it cos im supposed to be taking it easy

but it isnt that is it

it is simply not that

cos that is a really fucking easy scene to make & have between 2 adult people