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Tinda Zaszcek
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I write songs and make sex jokes ▫ 🏳️‍🌈 sapphic ⚢ insurgent 🏳️‍🌈 ▫ 100% That Bitch (from Vault 101) ▫ she/her ▫ lesbian ▫ tin•da•zaz•chek

Talk me offa this ledge

Cuz I'm feelin' blue, Baby

Brandish your polished edge—

Tell me somethin' true, maybe?

Cuz everywhere I go I see you

Ohhh, everywhere I go, I see you

Happy Father's Day to all the Lesbians. Keep it up, ladies.

It's me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!

Sometimes ya feel like a nut

Sometimes ya don't

Yes it was DIE HARDS all the way down (literally).

HIghly recommended.

I mean it's the "Acnian Tower" for crissakes. At least they didn't call it the Acnatomi Plazower.

#NowWatching

CLEANER (2025)

Director: Martin Campbell

Writers: Simon Uttley, Paul Andrew Williams, and Matthew Orton

The first 25 minutes is a beat for beat DIE HARD riff.

And it appears it will continue to be a DIE HARD riff.

Crib from the best, am I right?

I love it and I am here for it.

Cameron Esposito's new standup show on Dropout is transcendent.

#FourPills

Went from being absolutely irritated this morning to uncontrollably horny tonight.

Must be June.

#CelebratePride

But it's hard to grade in class discussions, Tinda Lee!

Sorry, is it your responsibility to teach or to ensure students learn? Cuz one of those two roads is paved with daggers.

Gareth Evans doesn't miss.

omg HAVOC rules. It's like if HEAT was directed by Neveldine and Taylor.

Love a universe where human beings are just sacks of meat and blood that explode whenever they get hit by anything.

Somebody convince me the ending to Severance was brilliant. Cuz.... I'm struggling to call it anything but a big ol' cop out.

I'm sure there must be something I'm missing. And no it's not the Orpheus & Eurydice thing, which was fairly blatant.

App / Mobile Website Designers I am begging you to use your own sites. When building for a touch screen interface on a small display, NOTHING on the page should move or scroll without direct user input.

I spend half my life reversing accidental clicks cuz a button moved RIGHT as I was tapping it.

Love the change to Disney's app where it pops a "Next Episode" button up on screen during the emotional climax of every Doctor Who episode. Real good design.

So, # FRIENDSHIP gave me big weird NAPOLEON DYNAMITE vibes. That's a compliment.