nostr:npub109x0x9dlft64y4h9vz9mxu92qpqn752sd8p4xe2zkcanlzmk2fcq3pwvvl nostr:npub108zt8c43ulvdwnax2txurhhr07wdprl0msf608udz9rvpd5l68ascvdkr5 if I visit, we're mucking out that garage.
that's kinda my thing, any time I visit someone for more than a few days, their shit gets organized.
nostr:npub1ux2crkcx39gllak7tj5302uf5u4j4ger5p3eyl56dtv4qr44v97s6d5jws there was definitely some purity nonsense about that *right afterwards* but it more or less faded after 5-10 years.
Like 2003? No way that'd fly.
Oh dear... I'm overqualified!
"Would you like to donate blood today, sir?"
"No thanks, I've already pooped."
nostr:npub1yck44z5zqxmwpqzqs75ay6ffjdw843ng9p6mz0lzfff3fgz2djlsngujmw I'd bet large sums of money that the additional power used to write this feature, hit a geolocation API, and then hit a power info API is orders of magnitude more than the amount saved by it.
Reddit moments have come to fedi...
"Hey, maybe the police should prove their case before seizing property"
"WHY DO YOU LIKE GOING DOUBLE THE SPEED LIMIT IN YOUR FANCY CAR?!"
Like.... What? I own a freaking Malibu, what drugs are you on and how much are you charging for an ounce?
Shooting happens in Oklahoma:
Shooting happens in Boston:
Shooting happens in Chicago: "omg such a dangerous place tell me again how they've improved things"
nostr:npub1mh5a6mhm4u78glqxhltq7uexv6kddphycthlguvn0ux8ch72tc8q6q233h I think you could do that with just a repo
My dude I can tell from the thumbnail that this image is AI generated what clickbait horseshit is this
None of my fedi projects have easter eggs because I have to be 100% beyond reproach. Anything describable as an easter egg can just as easily be twisted around and called "hidden behavior"
So if I do have easter eggs, it will literally have to be a patch you apply. How lame.
nostr:npub1l45pjvg7mmrm7r0ns9qud5grz98qg9sg08de45vxtve423n5y49qmyeq6u short answer or long answer?
nostr:npub1jm40a4vk6mf3ugh7cyc6rmcrld33wuqds03xu4agn0fje8l6ydmqfz83x3 sounds like something one of chris-chan's fake girlfriends would make him do
nostr:npub1gfcm6jah04tmatumt67k906e906p9p7auaepulr6wxztc8ckjfaq697x4s things just got way too hot
my chicken cordon bleu nutted
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (not mine btw I'd have made *sure* they tried to call the cops)
>diphenhydramine 365 tablets
lmao a month's supply