He needs to stop turning up everywhere in combat gear and put on a suit. He’s a shit actor, at least pretend to be a president. And let everyone see how much he’s profited from the laundered billions eh

Dear Americans,

Is this the first time a vice president has had such a prominent role. As far as I've been aware all previous VPs have sat in a back office somewhere waiting for the President to die.

What's the better play on words? #branding

🅰️ Key-munnities

🅱️ Communi-keys

I guess!

Why are cold turkeys the only ones that are successful at quitting?

I was going to ask AI, but I figured this would be more fun 😂