So fucking piss drunk. You nerds all need to get a grip. #iminafraternity

Small and shriveled, except it hangs to the right. Not even your top tier gas station pills can get it up anymore due to my crippling alcoholism.

Nba young boy friday, be prepared for updates on how many beers i consume. Line is set at o/u 20

Realized that after I posted it, was too blacked out

***and never be sober

It can predict my balls

Nerd

Got laid last night. Never been so back. Only thing that would help is winning back all my gambling losses

Anyone else hung sack rn? Had me too many vodka reds last night

Damussssss what the fuck is up