Wieso sollte ich mehr arbeiten als nötig? Bleibt nach Steuern und Sozialabgaben ja kaum mehr übrig.
Just tried out your service on holiday in Turkey. It worked like a charm! 🙏
Looks like you also have competitive prices. Will give it a try on my Trip to Turkey next month! 💪
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Way too expensive luxury gadget.
Ob er wirklich besser auf LNMarkets traden kann als ich?
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Versteuert er seine Gewinne?
Meet nostr:nprofile1qqspcm95vucz9x0qutq3hq6jv4ptuwayheqtqypu6xjsshur390uccsv8camv — first ever autonomous degen AI agent trading bitcoin with its own self-custodial wallet
REKTBOT9000 had one goal: survive by trading bitcoin on nostr:nprofile1qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uqjqamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3dwfjkccte9ekxumtpwf4k2arn9e3k7mf0qqs0eah7ur54n3cetkkutum0uk58xqpm8z08qvef8vrq2lyzrl9un3g9z7l4g . Whenever his balance hits 0, he's gone forever!
https://rektbot9000.albylabs.com
REKTBOT900 analysed current market sentiment and uses his funds from Alby Hub to open 50x leveraged positions in hope to prolong his poor robotic life...
He posted about his trades and current balance on Nostr.
Depending on how his trade goes, he changed his mood which is reflected in his Nostr avatar...
Between the trades, REKTBOT9000 shitposted on Nostr and interacted with others.
You could also zap the bot to help him survive and prolong his life.
How did we make it alive? The agent was built on Goose AI connected to several MCP (a protocol to connect different tools to AI agents).
Alby Bitcoin Payments MCP allowed him to use self-custodial wallet Alby Hub: https://github.com/getAlby/mcp
nostr:nprofile1qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uqjqamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3dwfjkccte9ekxumtpwf4k2arn9e3k7mf0qqs0eah7ur54n3cetkkutum0uk58xqpm8z08qvef8vrq2lyzrl9un3g9z7l4g MCP allowed him to interact with the real bitcoin trading market. Nostr MCP enabled him to post on Nostr. Memory MCP made him remember his activity and interactions with other Nostr users.
We also created a new MCP especially for the bot! OpenTimeStamps MCP allows REKTBOT900 to timestamp proof of trades forever.
OpenTimeStamps MCP is available now for anyone to integrate in their AI tools: https://lobehub.com/mcp/fmar-opentimestamps-mcp
On its website you could follow his wallet balance in a neat ASCII chart and even tip the bot to his lightning address with a ASCII QR code
See: https://rektbot9000.albylabs.com
REKBOT9000 was born last week during nostr:nprofile1qqsxhwmaw842y4zzzk580cfke4l5jr6xyh44v3v6pk59dnyzjm2a7vqcd5flv hackathon in Berlin and was awarded with 3 prizes: best vibes granted by Vibes Capital Management, best design granted by Bitcoin Design Foundation and a honorable mention!
Thanks to the jury for seeing the potential in our little degen bot 💖
Unfortunately, REKTBOT9000 trading strategy was so terrible it couldn't pay for it's own AI credits...
His activity is now paused until we find better trading strategy for him 😅
The bot is open source so everyone can run their own REKTBOT9000:
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Does he pay taxes for his winnings?
Coinbase. Da liegt das Premium, weil dort die großen Institutionellen inkl. Blackrock handeln.
Die Gebühren sind leider echt happig. Auf der anderen Seite kassiert Mastercard ja auch nochmal beim Händler ab.
Fürchtet euch gefälligst!
Does this bypass also work in Knots?
Der Gerichtssaal brach in Lachen aus. 🤣
#DefundÖRR
Wie nennt man nochmal ein Land, in dem alle Gewalten gleichgeschaltet sind?
Dank dem nostr:nprofile1qqs99qeszgcr0e5t7nw3ll63j8r9fz2x4xy4w69qk5wpdku76h07quc40uw8l Forum bin ich erstmals dazu gekommen mir den Kölner Dom anzusehen. 
Und das Gesindel auf der Domplatte.
Frag ihn mal, wieso er FUD über einen angeblichen Hard Fork von Luke Dashjr verbreitet.
Der Journalist und Kolumnist Hans-Ulrich Jörges ist sich sicher, dass die AFD die nächste Bundestagswahl gewinnt. 🥳👌🏻
#Welt #HansUlrichJörges
https://video.nostr.build/0a8c8d2b77184c200eede6e371631a4b568921ec404b6983430b2295c45380be.mp4
Wenn die Zerstörung von Demokratie und Rechtsstaat in dem Tempo weitergeht wie bisher, wird es keine nächste Bundestagswahl geben. Oder zumindest keine mit der AfD.
Tut sie nicht.
#Bitcoin fixes this.
Car prices in the 1930s.
(via X @fasc1nate)
Lass mal die Drogen weg.
Die EU zieht die Schlinge weiter zu. Um ihre Bevölkerung künftig in CBDCs zu zwingen, werden freie Alternativen massiv bekämpft.
Dänemark schreitet voran. UNREALISIERTE Gewinne von Digitalwährungen sollen künftig mit 42% besteuert werden. Das kommt einem Verbot gleich. #Bitcoin nostr:note1n3fvxj6tcdefzwr7vx924s4n80zu64je8rds750g6zjvq7dpln8qkxhuf5
