Dude I know. 🥹🫂

Just kissed my unconscious preschooler goodnight. Told him he was the best thing to ever happen to me.

Dude rolls over and mumbles in his sleep “you’re my best friend daddy.” 🥹

Fuck it. Bought 🌽 again…for the plebling this time.

This is Bitcoin…we’re all generals…Byzantine Generals!

#[1]​ you want to join the fun tomorrow.

Stress test part 2?

We could use a general. 😜

I get trolls accusing me of making this stuff up. As if I somehow have the time and desire run the least lucrative scam ever. Stay mad, if that's what you do best. 😡👈😂

The zaps must flow! 💜⚡️🤙

#[1]

#[2]

#[3]

It’s happening! I’m orange-pilling my coffee guy!

Just paid him the 20,000 sats #[0] sent me for two espressos.

Let’s show this guy some love! ☕️⚡️🧡

wolfishballoon81@walletofsatoshi.com

Frog can’t rhyme shit

He’s not quick with a bit

So…erm…⚡️2690⚡️d you…

How do you do?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Fuck these friendship Sats,

Sending back to you!

⚡️ing is 🔥, but having the pleblings drag me out of bed to break shit with toy trucks is peak pura vida 🤙

Congrats #[1]​ , the first two lines juxtaposed with the last were the perfect combination of serious and funny 😆…I really appreciate you and everyone for celebrating the awesomeness of BTC + Nostr 🎉 🥳

Can you comment on this note with an emoji? I can’t double zap your post.

If anyone wants to zap this bartender in Jackson Hole, we set her up with #[0]​ 🤙

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Someone should send him a screenshot and ask him on twitter

Awesome! Not going to decide winner for 30 minutes or so…all valid Haiku participants will receive a zap regardless…take your time!

Yea. They all came in just before 10pm.

Did those sats get in before 10pm?

Oh Mike. You should’ve won that buddy! I’m going to zap you because that was a weak move!

Let’s play a game! I’ll give 100,000 sats to whoever zaps this post with the highest sat amount.

The game will end at 10 pm eastern (less than one hour).

READY GO! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Let’s play a game! I’ll give 100,000 sats to whoever zaps this post with the highest sat amount.

The game will end at 10 pm eastern (less than one hour).

READY GO! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Let’s play a game! I’ll give 100,000 sats to whoever zaps this post with the highest sat amount.

The game will end at 10 pm eastern (less than one hour).

READY GO! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

If you come out of the post you can’t, but while you’re on the zap screen if you don’t close it, you can zap multiple times!

😂 y’all need to go back to ⚡️ing normal plebs now

Zap ⚡️

How are you zapping this post more than ince? Damus won’t let me

How are you zapping this post more than ince? Damus won’t let me