I don’t care how tough you are; never pick a fight with the flute player in a rock band. That person has more balls than anyone ever, guaranteed.
Being principled is expensive.
A movie about a possession, but there’s no exorcism because it’s a politician and the demon’s personality is an improvement
Chris Christie could boost his numbers by like 10% minimum if he posts a TikTok of himself tonight saying “I, too, am 6’3” and 215!” with a stupid grin on his face.
nostr:npub1jpegzzjmqdz3yzgsj7dcsfx63xkrpmcw0jqntkm5v8929r8j7tysktzsux he has sent me mostly monkeys so far.
nostr:npub1hd2rzs04wqq4pqavyr9dnmczg80nzgwg0p73eu3y63ck3gf4ejwsz2zm0u Does he have the iPhone? Please tell me he’s doing Animojis.
nostr:npub189nhq0cw33243htm08c53vjvgc5letv7d9sgqtgqsn6fnx6dv8zs0fsatx Bring them rants. They’re righteous.
Might I gently suggest that this evening, some of y’all stop replying and just enjoy the cat pics.
Wife: He says that stupid saying EVERY TIME the dog poops on the carpet.
Marriage Counselor: What saying is that?
Mark Watney: I’m gonna have to science the shit outta this.
Folding her in half at the sex party is orgygami
A movie about plants who want to become rock stars, and the main character is Spruce Greensteen
Vegan vampires eat blood oranges