Without Apple we wouldn’t have these beautiful productions letting the world know that human ingenuity isn’t dead. Thank you to my species for what you did to contribute this year.
When we use the royal term ‘We’, we are using @QueensEnglish to invent new @classdefinitions.
Our @code is required to protect the @heirs of @dukes, @duchesses and @Queens in @everycountry.
(By proxy and authority of the @royalacademy of Design and Engineering @RAEngNews)
If a woman who believes in a child’s right to life isn’t what an Environmental Protection Engineer is commissioned to protect, then literally @nothing and @nobody is worth protecting.
Environmental protection engineers write hardware building code that protects @realLife.
(Our importance isn't defined by how many fans we have.)
What do you love the most about the experience you are having right now?
What do you love the least about it?
ClearedJobs.net is the only place a designer like myself is authorized to find ‘new work
@clearedjobsdotnet
When I see people blowing smoke in mirrors about how they really just understand how social media works and how to get more @followers or how to increase their likes. I just dumbfounded because I have no idea how to use these apps.
As soon as I think I do understand how to use them I discover a new feature and I realize I don’t know anything about how to use these stupid apps.
It’s hard to believe that there are people in 2024 who actually believe that a designer should have to beg someone in order for them to receive a paycheck.
This was my first public appearance with the Apple Vision Pro. @Starbucks is usually the first place we go to test out checkout experiences and payment systems.
I quickly discovered that paying with your head probably wouldn't be the first thing people would expect to be able to do from their AVP.
@alanasayslove
I have either committed the unpardonable sin or I design microcopy for “Apple ID’s that are inactive and experiencing service outages”
Now listening:
“Paint 🎨 a picture of a politician who you want to see create the world you live in…”
✍️ Draw a picture by @alanasayslove
https://music.apple.com/us/album/draw-a-picture/1354542859?i=1354542977
10.2k views for my TikTok post about @fakelanguage by @fakedesigners on Apple.com
(One way to know @fakedesigners are messing with people's privacy securities using Apple.com)
Building a Macintosh is a spiritual art.
Anybody who tells you it is any less significant than building a musical instrument like a @stradivarius or a @SteinwayAndSons has never worked for @thecompany. With every new @device the @company releases, the Macintosh is reinvented all over again.
Tonight I'll be chatting on The Speaker Salon about why life-giving inventions are almost always developed in hiding.
Set a reminder:
Grateful for a retweet by standards based government @realgovernment1 AND the Society for News Design @SND all in the same week.
It sure matters where a person gets their news doesn’t it?
Apple's market valuation is never valued according to its brand equity which is why @thecompany leaves it to @designers to communicate that brand equity will always be far more valuable than market cap.
Apple is the most valuable brand in the world.
In real estate value, retail stores are worth more than @TiffanyAndCo (per square foot) in terms of retail presence.
The project I was just working on recently fell through and I'm looking for my next big thing.
My latest piece (below) is about how much money I save my clients by keeping them out of ADA service accessibility lawsuits.
I built Apple's Internet Observatory, I can build one for your team also.
Any referral you'd like to send my way is greatly appreciated.
https://skeuomorphic.design/p/from-neglect-to-nightmare-the-rise
In person collaboration will always be more human, more connected and more lasting than whatever the newest tech stack efficiency conversation might be about.
In person collaboration > tech stack efficiency
Steve Jobs used to call @Cisco, the place where @designers go to work when they're planning on killing themselves (because of how little respect is actually given to designers who work there).
So in 2024 you can rest assured that SJ would never have approved of an Apple having such a huge enterprise partnership with a @corporation known for killing @designers.
If the purpose of a @system is what it does, what good is
@thissystem if it can't come to @myAssistance when I
@needhelp and am in @aTimeofNeed?