Anyone convinced that there is no such thing as @electricity in heaven has never been taught the laws of the universe.
Designing standards isn't a popularity contest. Steve Jobs' real Twitter account is @fakeSteveCeo with a lowly 6 followers upon writing this (Sunday, June 16, 2024 @ 10:35AM PST).
@myjob was always to make sure that SJ was better at hiding in plain site than I was so he could lead and invent without distraction and the team would be free to execute without harassment from crowds who love bossing Apple around with @fakecomplaints.
(An indication of how hard I work for @thiscompany to protect us from @publicfrequencies.)
If "Kyle Andeer" were our Chief Compliance Officer he wouldn’t use the word ‘customer’ to describe the human factors processes we use to do support engineering. Language compliance is a chief responsibility of the Chief Compliance Officer.
Otherwise known as “Senior Technical Compliance Officer”
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If you scroll to the bottom of this page and click 'more' you'll see my title on Apple.com (Chief Compliance Officer)
https://www.apple.com/compliance/
If you were to write me a @workinquiry to see if there were an opportunity to work together, what email address or website would you use to do it?
Another clear indicator that Apple.com has been hijacked by @fakedesigners.
Illustrated art is COMPLETELY out of @compliance.
SJ wouldn't have even taken the time to ask you if you knew what @company you worked for before firing you.
There are people in this world who, if they could vote for the inventors of standards to not exist, we wouldn’t exist.
Better design is http://mrandmrssmith.com
This twitter account isn't actually based in India. It's a @dataclass for the platform I teach from with 100% job placement rate to teach designers interested in learning how to design for @centralcompliance.
You can't be a centralized designer without @centralcompliance and most aren't interested in learning so only the few survive.
At the 11:45 mark in response to a question about the iPad, @tim_cook says “our objective isn’t to be first but to be best.”
what he means is.. “whether we’re @firstinclass or @bestofclass, we will be best of class either way (but we’re usually @firstandbest).”
Ok, aside from maybe the Apple Design Awards winners, CarPlay definitely stole the show with its next generation design system. Nice work. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
We used to fire people for things like this but now everybody has to be a member of the same happy-go-lucky political party that gets nothing done.
Most @engineers don’t become @engineers because we need the @public to admire the way @ourbrain works but we’ll be damned if @ourown spouse isn’t allowed to admire us for it.
Visual Interaction Designers @thecompany are @differentialequations for improving upon the state of the 🌏🌍🌎.
If @yourlife were @adifferentialequation, what would @yours look like?
"Just a few taps"
How @2stepcompliance protects every memorable experience you have with your device
You can recategorize all of your marketing email:
“With just a few taps.”
Either the keynote script is out of @compliance or the documentation that got us there is wrong.
A few = 3 or more
Nothing should ever be more than @twosteps (clicks, taps, swipes, pulls, glances or gestures) away.
Explain in one paragraph how IDE development is used to protect compliant @definitions for @reallife in the @engineeringsciences and how a lack of @compliance can cause @civiliandeaths and then show how this works in @javascript
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