Seems legit.
#freecandy #aliens #humor #humour

Hi hooman. I've made a terrible mistake.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #vendingmachine

What a sleepy #caturday afternoon!
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny

"I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And gosh-darn it, people love my silly hat."
#cat #hat #cats #hats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour #StuartSmalley

nostr:npub15dz54fj52zsw8qly0ps0zhvdnxmmhcra2mhw7crz9d4944fqqe5sfq6wus I’m hoping no one was using that ladder. 😆 “It was right here. I was walked away to fix something, and now it’s gone.”
nostr:npub1lysgksxvw5jrzghetk4dzr4hdwaqumps45hks6y0pcqmzvvpcxqq0vytyz Or worse, they were changing a lightbulb
nostr:npub19t7r3wwp3mr3acumd03p3fx3fdhaeu7te3e79yaen3q9w296g4ysgm8rks And also: having a food coma!
"Oh hi Mark!"
#pun #french #humor #humour #funny

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"A comic dance in a post-apocalyptic utopia." ~Deb Hamel, Book Blog
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#book #books #bookstodon #writingcommunity #writing #mozart #humor #humour #satire #SFF

Sorry, Bessie, but it's #caturday, not #cowdurday.
#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cuteoverload #humor #humour

Weekend plans.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #CaturdayEve #funny #humor #humour

8th most dangerous animal in the world!
This is the last thing you see. Then something bad happens.
#hippo #hippopotamus #animals #scary #humor #humour

Cool that #lifewithouttheinternet is trending. Thinking about this for the future: depending on how this happened, and how quickly, it would be catastrophic.
I wrote a whole book about it, in which a web-enabled fridge becomes self-aware and takes over the internet, and everything connected to it. It's a satire, obviously, but I think it holds up, even 11 years on!
https://geni.us/TheFridgularity
#internet #socialmedia #technologicalsingularity #humor #satire #humour #AI #books #bookstodon #novel
