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Mark A. Rayner
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Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction. (alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)

Seems legit.

#freecandy #aliens #humor #humour

Hi hooman. I've made a terrible mistake.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #vendingmachine

What a sleepy #caturday afternoon!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny

"I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And gosh-darn it, people love my silly hat."

#cat #hat #cats #hats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour #StuartSmalley

nostr:npub15dz54fj52zsw8qly0ps0zhvdnxmmhcra2mhw7crz9d4944fqqe5sfq6wus I’m hoping no one was using that ladder. 😆 “It was right here. I was walked away to fix something, and now it’s gone.”

"Oh hi Mark!"

#pun #french #humor #humour #funny

Last day for this deal, then the price goes back up!

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is alive and in love, living in the world’s first sentient city, Ipolis. Lucky for both of them, nobody knows, but how long can it stay that way?

"A comic dance in a post-apocalyptic utopia." ~Deb Hamel, Book Blog

Ebook on Amazon for just $2.99 US.

https://geni.us/TheAmadeusNet

Or use coupon: XT68M at:

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#book #books #bookstodon #writingcommunity #writing #mozart #humor #humour #satire #SFF

Sorry, Bessie, but it's #caturday, not #cowdurday.

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cuteoverload #humor #humour

Weekend plans.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #CaturdayEve #funny #humor #humour

8th most dangerous animal in the world!

This is the last thing you see. Then something bad happens.

#hippo #hippopotamus #animals #scary #humor #humour

Cool that #lifewithouttheinternet is trending. Thinking about this for the future: depending on how this happened, and how quickly, it would be catastrophic.

I wrote a whole book about it, in which a web-enabled fridge becomes self-aware and takes over the internet, and everything connected to it. It's a satire, obviously, but I think it holds up, even 11 years on!

https://geni.us/TheFridgularity

#internet #socialmedia #technologicalsingularity #humor #satire #humour #AI #books #bookstodon #novel