Zippy in the some sun rays
Oh no where am I going??
Happy dead children day
I'm not gonna complain about a stat holiday, but I don't see how the day really does anything... it's not like every indigenous person has a job that gives them stat holidays off either...
I can't get over the fact that there was a Nazi in the house of commons and he got a standing ovation from our idiot in chief and all his croneys. It's just too rich.
I can't wait to tell my grand kids one day that the iPhone 15 was 1 g lighter than the iPhone 14
Ohhh Snapchat. The same shitty snap compilations nobody wanted, now with ads and extremely unhinged thumbnails ✌️😀👍
On one hand, my parents need to stop being offended every time I have to say no to hanging out with them because I already have something scheduled. On the other hand, I should make a little more time for them. I've been seeing them once every month or two, but they only live an hour away.
Pro Vancouver tip: if a cop gives you shit about smoking a cigarette somewhere you're not supposed to, just tell them it's fentanyl 😁👍
Left my backpack on the bus for the 3rd time because I'm a freaking idiot :c
Only pellets for you, you are a giant orb
hello 👋
Hidenfluffer is a very good word for mices
"That dog hasn't wet my pants once since I joined AA, and neither have I!"
GOALS
Also I read that as "asses or whole corpse"