Also the only genocide where victims are dying of mostly suicide or hurt feelings. And the oppressed are begging the oppressors to please fuck them please just try it please

Every employee at the vape store near my place is always high. Really gotta start going somewhere else.

I ask my sponsor to pray for my kelps

My sponsor: "God isn't a vending machine, Piss ant!"

I ask my fam to pray for my kelps

My fam, immediately: "OH FATHER IN HEAVEN PLEASE PLACE YOUR LOVING HAND OF PROTECTION AND GRACE OVER THESE KELPS etc. etc. etc."

It makes me chuckle every time I remember James Charles' last name in Dickinson

Eating toejam is like a universal vaccine

Fully un-orbed

My artistic potential maxes out with putting stickers on card

smol peep in a big world

Imagine getting rejected by Frank Hassle

:emergency: IMPORTANT :emergency:

Lil tongue

Kitty says: "Give me another portion of beef pate or leave my house at once, vile witch" :blobhearteyes:

Oh no my bf tried to tickle my feet and I kicked him in the face and killed him. What a shame.

Omg someone obsessively over-analyzed a stupid YouTube drama situation I am over invested in thank u sir

https://youtu.be/DLIHla1wKcQ

Found FIVE packages of dried kelp in the back of my cupboard. Wish I remembered I had that a long time ago but I think it's time to toss it. RIP.

You can keep your youth forever, but at the cost of a lot of baby penis stem cells.