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Accurate.

"At publishing time, Skuzz had been seen locking up his bike on a bench not designed for the purpose and entering his favorite Communist vegan bakery."

https://babylonbee.com/news/bicyclist-wants-to-be-treated-like-a-car-but-also-be-able-to-just-kinda-break-the-rules-when-he-wants-to

"Thanks to the President's wonderful economic policies, most Americans have at least two jobs," said gay, black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to the raucous applause of hand-picked journalists in the room. "Our economists ran the numbers and found that's twice as many jobs as people used to have just a few years ago. So many jobs! Success!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-says-bidenomics-so-successful-the-average-american-has-twice-as-many-jobs-as-they-had-two-years-ago

Kinda hot out there, Charlotte.